Man Attempts to Take over Denny’s with Only Briefcase Full of Crack and other Odd News

Because most credible news places, not us though, don’t think that weird news is worth devoting an entire story too; the New Sentinel has decided to take a handful of odd stories from the last month to amount to one thing worth telling.  We at this website call that a gold mine of humor.  A word of warning, you may laugh too hard at stupid people.

The only real problem is that the Sentinel seems to think that the world’s shortest man is worth the bulk of their effort and storytelling.  The real hero of this “not-really-news” cycle is the man to barged into a Denny’s, claimed he was the new district manager, cooked his own meal, and directly after he was arrested was found to have a briefcase full of crack based goods.  Sure, you have cops arresting other cops for stealing food out of the work fridge—because I guess that is a crime only if you really want to push it—but a man who shouts the warning not to dine and dash as he is being pulled out of a Denny’s should have his own hero based award given by Auto-Tune the news, or the Onion at the very least.  He is a cracked fueled super-hero of stupid.

Source: News Sentinel

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