We Have a Store

We have a store, we have merch, the only thing that we don’t have is our fans buying it.  If there is something that you just need to have, like a shirt that says, “Ask me about my horse porn story,” or Stark’s favorite, “leave that dog alone,” let us know.  There will be more to come in the future.

Store Link

Melting faces off with a kind of awesome high rocking power that can only be described through Monster Trucks since 2003. Going through the continuing effort to create new, better, more interesting and joke-funnying content the entire time.

I own the site. I know, hard to believe


  • stark227

    You all heard the man-  If any of you listeners/readers out there have suggestions for varms.net based apparel, post ‘em!  Just think of all the delightful ways you can offend friends, family, and co-workers wearing clothes with quotes from our podcast!