We Have a Store

We have a store, we have merch, the only thing that we don’t have is our fans buying it.  If there is something that you just need to have, like a shirt that says, “Ask me about my horse porn story,” or Stark’s favorite, “leave that dog alone,” let us know.  There will be more to come in the future.

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Melting faces off with a kind of awesome high rocking power that can only be described through Monster Trucks since 2003. Going through the continuing effort to create new, better, more interesting and joke-funnying content the entire time. I own the site. I know, hard to believe

  • stark227

    You all heard the man-  If any of you listeners/readers out there have suggestions for varms.net based apparel, post ’em!  Just think of all the delightful ways you can offend friends, family, and co-workers wearing clothes with quotes from our podcast!