It seems that ninjas not only exist as skilled assassins that lurk in the shadows, but also moonlight as marijuana smoking thieves. In West Covina, CA, police recently received a report that a shipment of medical marijuana and some money was stolen by 2 individuals dressed as ninjas. Police are investigating the outrageous claim; however do not have any leads at this time.
The real question is what on earth would ninjas need marijuana for? Could this be some part of a secret magical ninja technique? Are they just going to go home with the marijuana and some Doritos to marathon a season or two of Naruto? The world may never know the truth behind this bizarre robbery.