Marijuana Shipment Stolen By Ninjas

It seems that ninjas not only exist as skilled assassins that lurk in the shadows, but also moonlight as marijuana smoking thieves.  In West Covina, CA, police recently received a report that a shipment of medical marijuana and some money was stolen by 2 individuals dressed as ninjas.   Police are investigating the outrageous claim; however do not have any leads at this time.

The real question is what on earth would ninjas need marijuana for?  Could this be some part of a secret magical ninja technique?  Are they just going to go home with the marijuana and some Doritos to marathon a season or two of Naruto?  The world may never know the truth behind this bizarre robbery.


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