Zombie Outbreak in Florida Looking More and More Possible

A couple of days ago I reported that there was a man in Florida that tried to eat another man’s face off his head (which can be found here).  It turns out that was just the start of some real world zombie movie that is starting to break out in America’s lowest state.  There is an link that lists everything in chronological order that I have added to at the bottom of the article, but I will be addressing some of the more interesting happenings in kind of a more logical story telling sense.

A handful of students were walking from one class to another when all of a sudden they started to break out in some kind of mysterious rash.  This might not seem like it was that giant of an issue, except for the fact that a hazmat team seemed to instantly show up and usher every one who was exposed and had developed rashes out and away from the school. It is also noted that people who were inside at the time did not become infected.  For some reason the school remained open.

Source: Huffington Post

That is too bad because it happened again, this time at another school.  The hazmat team showed up, again, and took the entire class away.  The difference between this and the last incident was that everyone from this event was inside and the rashes were reported to have started breaking out around their wrists.  This news article says that the class had been released, which I don’t know if that is a good thing or what caused everything else.

Source: Miami Herald

The next day hazmat appeared again, this time at a school bus instead of the school proper.  A large percent of the vehicle was reporting having issues breathing.  This time it was blamed on the bus drive and pesticides with a story of him cleaning up a child’s vomit.   That might sound probable if it was for some much other random stuff happening in schools.  It sounds more like the child was starting to show signs and started to infect everyone else instead of some cleaner used to mop up vomit.

Source: Wesh.com

Don’t worry, it isn’t just schools that have been infected, the Airport has its own issues too.

Fort Lauderdale International Airport had some kind of random aerosol attack that managed to make several people ill, two passengers and three workers ended up being hospitalized from this.  Not enough?  A week later a man flew into Florida and was attacking so strangely that he had to be subdued by passengers, which not sound weird but he was Canadian.  Canadians are none for never having any kind of issues ever.

Aerosol Source: WPTV

Crazy Canadian Source: Fox News

In the outside world you have people biting each other, one who pleads with the random woman to not call the cops on him and another who decided to bite his cousin’s nose off of his face.  So in the wild world it seems that the zombies are starting to get out, and possibly have some reasoning skills left to almost know how weird their flesh lust is before they turn.  This isn’t science or anything, but I am interested that in the real world it seems to be slowly infecting the living before they need to be taken down.

Face Biting Source: MySuburbanLife

Cousin’s Noise Source: NBC

For me the weirdest is that an anesthesiologist was arrested for seemingly driving while intoxicated, the oddness starts that he had over 50,000 dollars on him and in the car when he was pulled over.  The entire time he was acting odd and seeming to request to be let go, you know so he could flee. While in the back of the police car he continued to oddness, but this time by smashing his head on the glass.  When the cops came to check on him he started vomiting blood on them.  Keep in mind this is the same day that the naked man ate the homeless guy that I first reported.  It kind of sounds like this guy got infected and knew what was coming and tried to run.

Source: ABCnews

Original Source: BoingBoing

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  • Jeff

    The doctor spit blood at the cop and he wasn’t asking to be let go he was yelling at them because he thought they were taking his money. Get the facts straight. Don’t try making this topic bigger then it already is with false statements.

    • According to the article “verbally resistant to arrest”.  I would consider that him insisting to be let go.  He asked for his money back when he was in the back of the car.

      • Crystal Huckabee

        I live in okc I watches my husband in azzombie like state of being while he thought he was on meth reality it was bathsalts. To much of a coincidence that right after I state to family and friends Zombie epidemic is about to explode and then the media starts it’s goal of making Zombie okay and publicly exceptiable, kinda like vampires are an attraction todays society but started out frighting until the books and movie came out! Glorifying the horrific making what’s not really okay absolutely attracting……sad most people in this world fall for the obvious wrongs and believe everything that’s told by media because they blow up pictures talk excited. People it doesn’t make it so just because someone said it really loud! Anyway there us now a rash specific I okc I googled rash epidemic and thus is what I found seems to be the plane dusters have been let loose it’s in the bible read revelations!

    • Listen the media is controlled by the government you think they say ‘hey this guy just puked blood on the cops’ no they are going to down size it to make it sound more normal, and the cannibalistic and strange behaviors are growing in an alarming rate, the government doesn’t care about you they are in it for themselves. And research this yourself and get more understanding of the whole picture before blabbering about something you yourself have no clue about.

  • Either way, this is all quite entertaining. I don’t mean to trivialize those poor souls — it’s truly tragic.

    •  Agreed.  While it might be a zombie outbreak in Florida there really is a ton of really odd things happening in that state at the moment.  The rash thing in the schools in such a close area seems like something that should have been figured out at this point, because that kind of thing should not be happening to the youth.

      • Totally. I imagine the rash incident was another case of shitty people doing shitty things to people. Maybe some kind of aerosol irritant just to bask in someone else’s misery.

  • Jrboz88

    Not saying it was aliens

  • Mr. Nine

    Parts of La were Quarentined, Homeless in LA are Sleeping in groups, taking turns to keep watch, becuase homeless in La keep getting EATEN! a lady in San DIego Ate her 5moth olds brain and arm…. Slightly exagerating the facts doesnt seem as farfetched as the real stories, there are a ton of reports of sporadic cannibalism, ZOmbies or not ppl are EATING PEOPLE!!!!! imagine those not beeing reported? or atleast on mainstream media news, World news is talkin bout the strange happenings…

    •  The LA Quarantine was for fruit only, the homeless sleeping in groups had to do with a serial killer and was from earlier this year.  The child eater was from 2009.

      While I know zombies are a work of fiction this shit is crazy, and it all happened really closely together.

      • Damn those bath salts for getting my hopes up 😛

        • The miami incident wasn’t bathsalt’s nor any drug, they were all ruled out any idea’s of what did cause this? My theory is the synthia virus that can infect any cell, has a computer generated DNA, so convensional means of identifying it are useless, and is programmed, from it’s DNA, to resist all antibiotics, it is self replicating, and self-mutating, and it’s only food source is carbon-based substance’s, AKA any living being. What if the rashes is it’s way of infecting and trying to figure out the human cell, the body can’t fight it for it enters your cells to hide from the immune system, if it infects the brain cells, it is highly possible it could control the person, as it is synthetic, and is classified as the building block of life, meaning if it kills you it may very well be able to bring you back, and the kicker is they released it back in 08 to combat the BP oil spill in the atlantic ocean, then in 2009 this mysterious rash appears on people in schools? coincidence? I think not, Children and the Seniors will be most vulnerable to it, so it makes sense that the schools would develop it first. You can research it yourselves, but everything I just said is true and fact, so no need to, but you are free to do so, this is my theory what’s yours?

      • Yeah for Mediterranean fruit flies, that magically got caught in conveniently placed fly traps that the farmer’s, all of them, don’t know where they came from as they didn’t put them up.  It’s a cover up, find the video on the one farmer’s reaction to the traps being there and you shall see what I mean. 

  • I have red bumps on my arms and live in Florida. I doubt I am going to turn into a zombie. This was a cute read of fiction though.

  • Thats where all the Synthetic drugs came from. To our state anyway in MO. They all seem to blame it on Bath salts. It could be them killing two birds with one stone tho. Calming the panic on the Zombie occurrences by using media induced scar tactics to shy people away from the bath salts. Not saying they are related but i cant say otherwise either. It could be created by somebody trying to use chemical terrorism. 

    • You’re exactly right, they are scaring the public away from these already harmful drugs, and calming people that there really aren’t zombies. Though my theory which is above this thread, proves otherwise.

  • Really what better way do distribute a chemical weapon when its disguised as a drug. 

  • Kassimedina

    oo kk and how do u know are you even in florida!!

  • JellyBeanStar535

    guys the news said that it was some stupid guy smelling bath salts and smoking them. but i could be wrong this may or may not happen. not saying it is.

    •  It totally was.  We were just having some fun and enjoying the fact that bath salts clearly turn you into the closest thing that mankind has to real life zombies.

      • Only problem with that was bathsalts, among other drugs, besides pot, were ruled out new theory? check out my reply at the bottom of this comment line and you’ll see mine what’s yours.

  • Reposting this comment so I can hear other’s opinions on this and correcting the mistakes I made on the first: The Miami incident wasn’t caused by bath-salt’s nor any drug, besides pot,  they were all ruled out any idea’s of what did cause this? My theory is the Synthia virus that can infect any cell, has a computer generated DNA, so conventional means of identifying it are useless, and is programmed, from it’s DNA, to resist all antibiotics, it is self replicating, and self-mutating, and it’s only food source is carbon-based substance’s, AKA any living being. What if the rashes is it’s way of infecting and trying to figure out the human cell, the body can’t fight it for it enters your cells to hide from the immune system, if it infects the brain cells, it is highly possible it could control the person, as it is synthetic, and is classified as the building block of life, meaning if it kills you it may very well be able to bring you back, and the kicker is they released it back in 08 to combat the BP oil spill in the Atlantic ocean, then in 2009 this mysterious rash appears on people in schools? coincidence? I think not, Children and the Seniors will be most vulnerable to it, so it makes sense that the schools would develop it first. You can research it yourselves, but everything I just said is true and fact, so no need to, but you are free to do so, this is my theory what’s yours?