Since last week had the Super Bowl and drove all the sane shows into this week it seems only natural as a starting point of one of the lazier articles on both this site and on TV in general. This is where I point out the highlights, and low lights of things that happened last week on TV. Why only those? Because I watch several dozen shows a week and talking about them all would be entirely too long and painful for everyone involved.
The Office: Season 9 Episode 15
When: Thursdays at 9
Why: Earlier in the season Andy, the person who is poorly replacing Steve Carell, decided that he should leave his job and sail to the Bahamas with his alcoholic brother. That was supposedly three months ago, also known as the entirety of the season. Besides very minor reminders every other episode that that had been a plot point the entire show has moved on and is kind of about something else at this point. Sure, it is a weird point in the season where several mini-story arches are all kind of either concluding at once or attempting to start, it still felt like an attempt to make drama out of situations that could basically resolve themselves if ignored.
I know that everyone involved with this show knows that it has gone on too long, I really do, but this is the last season and I was kind of hoping that something interesting would happen. Besides Dunder Mifflin’s ownership being bounced around like a drunken college girl’s lady parts at a frat party the show has pretty much been floundering for a thread to follow for years. It was weird that the show almost became watchable again when it was reduced to the original cast, save Steve Carell, and everyone just kind of went along with their odd little lives. I guess I can still just count how many episodes are left before it is over forever.
Archer: Season 4 Episode 4
When: Thursday at 10
Why: Archer is always good for a laugh, or eight. Oddly it is one of the few American shows that can be both entirely random and have nothing to do with the last episode, and still have some kind of cohesive plot that carries it through from week to week. Also I am pretty sure that this is clear to anyone who comes to this site but the character of Archer, and his real life voiced and personal counterpart John Benjamin, are my person hero in all things. Take that James Bond/Sean Connery.
So Archer’s mother got married during the season break, and as any man baby Sterling pretty much hates the guy. If I told you that there was a bonding moment between the two the only acceptable response would be something like, “Four episodes in? That took a while.” Somehow they not only made the entire thing work but made it seem like it was the only logical way for things to end up. Oh Archer, why can’t you be on every night instead of Leno?
Community: Season 4 Episode 1
When: Thursdays at 8
Why: I love Community. At one point it was easy enough to describe as, “That smart funny and witty show on NBC that isn’t 30 Rock,” but I guess that Highlander was right and there really could only be one. Thankfully it seems like they made the right choice and the world can go back to Greendale, for at the very least a half season, and hopefully either be renewed or peacefully concluded.
If you need a reason to watch the show it is simple enough to point out, it is like if all of the fantasies on Scrubs were the normal things that happened on the show, and the fantasies ended up being weird and Frank Zappa levels of bizarre. References are normally anything from the Cosby show to obscure particle physics relationship jokes. I would recommend if you haven’t seen any of the show starting at the beginning and forcing your way through most of the first season. It is the only show that has holiday specials almost every season, and they do something amazing for each of them. From zombies that exist in their world to a Claymation special, it is really worth watching.
Dual Survival: Season 3 Episode 6
Where: Discovery Channel
When: Friday 10
Why: The hippy guy who doesn’t wear shoes didn’t die. This show was only really good toward the beginning when neither one of the “experts” trusted each other and were convinced that their actions were either going to getting them killed or waste valuable supplies. Also I am aware that most of these shows are beyond staged as it would be hard to ever be in real danger with a massive film crew following you everywhere, but most of the show has started feeling like the two of them are more annoyed at the Kraft Services table not being set up than they are about whatever hell hole they are in.
If given the choice between fending for myself in the wild with these two guys, or taking the severely overweight, out of shape, and agoraphobic Stark and a random hobo we found I would probably take Stark and the hobo. Worst case scenario with that group is that we die after eating the hobo due to some kind of transient person disease, if I went with the other two I would probably get lectured constantly about the importance of eating protein and using my shoelaces for stuff. Thanks, but I would rather die weirdly than suffer through a lecture on the importance of mother Earth.