First and foremost; I refer to this as 74, it is really 75. That is my mistake. I will live with that one forever. I don’t know what happened there. We also break the form from the norm and talk about weddings, mainly the worst one I have ever attended.
I don’t know the last time that I was invited to a wedding, mainly because I think that people view me as a bad guest. The ones that I do go to are boring and forgettable–which could be why I never truly understood the movie wedding crashers. This was, far and away, the worst event I have been to. I have been to boring slide shows where people droned on for hours about something being slightly more energy efficient than something else for work, this was 10 times worse than that. I would have chosen to have the flu then go to this thing. It was just awful.
So please sit back and enjoy while I talk about the worst wedding I have ever been to.