Five Valid Reasons I am Falling out of Love with RPGs
Jun - 23 - 2009
For most of my life I have been obsessed
with leveling random groups of heroes from 1 all the way to 99 like doing so would
make me good at interacting with people.Something happened recently; I noticed that I have less and less desire
to do this.What happened?What changed?I know that the point that I noticed it happened, the point when I
broke, it was during a play through of Star Ocean 4; even though that game is
everything that is wrong with RPGs it isn't what caused me to hate them.
So what is?
Square/Enix
now sucks:
It is kind of hard to feel good about a
genre when the people that made you love it are now terrible at it, also rich,
so terribly rich.Every single game that
they produce is like a small note to the public saying "I would rather be doing
movies or writing a book then this shit game."This wouldn't be so apparent if every mechanic of the game, from the
battle system to the mini game, didn't feel like a quickly, and poorly, thrown
together device to carrying the player to the next overly worded, poorly
written, and three hour long cut scene.
Atlus
gets really difficult, very quickly, very late in the game:
Atlus makes great video games.It is too bad that every single one of them
becomes impossibly difficult towards the end. Persona 4 is a great example of a
game that goes terribly wrong, terribly quickly.Not that the games amazing quality is in
question, just that at one point during the game random enemies start becoming
more difficult than the mid-bosses that you just faced.That shouldn't be a problem though, there is
a save point a just a minute away... oh, you got ambushed... and now they are only
attacking the main character... and he is dead so it is game over... It just seems
a little strange that a game is designed at the perfect height to both give you
amusement and punch you in the sack. Heh, midgets.
"Bonus"
Dungeons:
One should never complain when you get
something completely free.One probably
shouldn't complain when that free pack-in is bigger, and more complex then the
item that was bought.This was true
until the content started to be meaningless time sinks into games that weren't
even that good.Eternal Sonata was a
game that didn't need to be made, let alone have a 40 hour extra dungeon thrown
in to spice things up.Even when done
correctly, Disgaea 3, it seems like everyone has a tendency to go overboard by
a couple 100 hours with it.Sure the
bonus dungeons and add-on content in Disgaea 3 makes the 10 year old in me
throw a fit of rage that I am not playing it, but in the same breath he is in
my video game closest rolling around the floor and screaming for joy at the
scope of my video game collection.
No,
you screwed up, start the game over "content":
Games with multiple endings always used to
seem like a great idea, when I was 10 and couldn't afford another video game
until a birthday or Christmas and that just kind of felt like a cheap way to
pretend I had another game.Now they
just kind of seem like content that I will never see through any means besides YouTube.Strangely this feels like 30 different kinds of
cheating, probably that whinny 10 year old again. The only real answer, sadly,
is to play through a game with a guide in hand telling me what to do next for
the most efficient play through to the best ending.This also feels like it would have been a
better investment in my time just to find a play through of the game and to
watch it while I was doing something meaningful, or invent a time machine and
use it to dodge work and family while I play games... which is sad that is the
first place I go with a time machine.
Save
files:
Save files have been the bane of the gamer
since they first came out.At first they
were stuck to that one cart and could never be removed (so lending it to a
friend was always a concern and danger), later it was on a card that could
easily be lost or stolen by that same terrible friend, now they are stuck on
Xbox 360 that fails all the time.Say
you have a product replacement plan through, I don't know, Best Buy.Say your system fails.Guess what, they are probably going to take
your Hard drive.You know those three
RPG's that you are playing through?All
gone.Now think about your computer.Think about it crashing.All you want is for it to start working
again, you don't think about backing up your video game save files because you
just want to get it to turn on again. So
you format the entire damned thing. And that is how I lost both of my save
files of Fallout 3, and thus refuse to play it again.
If anyone is still reading, thank you. Expect an article in the next week. Thought the last one was more recent.
-- gillman
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-- gillman
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