(April Fools) Japan is Enabling Single White Males and Must be Stopped

In recent days I’ve been spending some time on the internet and watching mainstream cable news, and I’ve come to realize that I’ve been living my life incorrectly.  I’ve lost my way.  My greatest error in life?  My love of anime and Japanese video games.  Japan’s otaku culture is a terrible abomination that encourages oppression, misogyny, and rape.

Japan has weaponized child pornography to include gun fetishism, another pleasure of cis white devils.

The BBC (whom is always right about everything, and made an excellent call in regard to Top Gear) has spoken about this issue in depth, in this well written, thoroughly researched article:

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-30698640

We all know that drawings are the same exact thing as child porn.  But the real issue here is the fact that anime is enjoyed by the most terrible, most racist, most rapey-ist race on earth, the white male.  White males, especially the nerdy ones, are 100% prone to rape and misogyny according to MSNBC and some random people on Twitter, so my facts check out.  DO NOT QUESTION MY FACTS, I WILL REPORT YOU FOR HARASSMENT.

Japan is encouraging men to like breasts, furthering the enlistment of more cis white men into the patriarchy.

Anime is full of sexually attractive women of all ages, and even the men are not only good looking, but fat people are few and far between.  This discourages fat acceptance, racial inclusivity, and breeds sexism and misogyny.  Trust me, I’ve read a tumblr blog or two, I practically have a degree in identifying sexism.  Japan hides behind their so-called “Asian” heritage, but it is clear that they can only be white if they are this evil.  It’s time to call them out for their bigotry before they create any more tools for the patriarchy.

That’s why I’m calling for a global ban on all Japanese entertainment.  Yes, even their live action stuff.  Everything I’ve enjoyed from there now triggers me and the three foxkin headmates I have.  Clearly that is more than enough reason to bash and uproot a foreign culture.  Better yet, let’s show them social justice is serious about equality for everyone by nuking them again.  Once they are gone I won’t be triggered by their sexist garbage and I can finally go back to blogging about what gender I think I should be.

Just terrible humans

Please don’t forget to donate to my patreon, that will somehow make the world more equal and stuff.  Don’t do it for me, do it to stop the patriarchy.  DEATH TO CAPITALISM!!!!!!

Anime of the Year 2014

It’s that time of year again, a time to make lists of awesome things and rank them in a manner that will either cause massive joy or intense butthurt.  This year I’ve decided to reduce the “clutter” of previous years by removing the sub-categories and sticking with a solid top 10 list.  Have a favorite that didn’t make the list?  Post in the comments below, everyone loves the potential for pointless debate and flamewars!  But seriously, every now and then someone comes up with a hidden gem, so post away.

Disclaimer:  Yes, I know this is a bit late.  Blame me for getting into Freedom Wars and binging on the Awesome Games Done Quick marathon when I should have been working on this.

Gillman Edit Note: I put this up over a month after I got it.  That is on me.

10) Kill la Kill
Kill_la_kill txt: The woman that reminded us we are all just pigs in human clothing.

Studio Trigger’s first major TV anime, Kill la Kill, was also one of this year’s most talked about anime.  Kill la Kill presented us with the wacky, over the top struggle of man versus super-clothing, along with tons of action, comedy, and unapologetic fanservice.  The folks at Trigger let loose with everything they had on this series, and it resulted in one of the most amusing shows of the year.  This show has been haunted by massive amounts of hype and hate from every corner of the internet, but do yourself a favor and check it out for yourself if you have not done so already.

9) JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure:  Stardust Crusaders
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This is David Production’s adaptation of the JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure manga, and it has continued to prove itself as one of the best manga adaptations around.  In this part Jotaro Kujou, a rebellious Japanese high school student, discovers he has a strange power known as “Stand”, a being he can summon at will with incredible power.  Eventually he ends up on a long journey to Egypt in order to save his mother from a stand user named Dio, whom is also an old enemy of the Joestar family.  While the Stardust Crusaders arc is considered to be one of the “weaker” stories within the JoJo saga, it is hard to deny that this is still incredibly entertaining.  SC won’t wrap up until the next season concludes this year, but this show was awesome enough to make the list.

8) Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka?
(Is this order a rabbit?)
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What’s this?  An AOTY ranking with slice of life in the list?  You better believe it, this isn’t Anime News Network after all.  Gochiusa, for those that don’t want to have a mouthful every time they name the show, is a comedic slice of life about cute girls working in a coffee shop, and maybe even something about an old man turned into a fuzzy bunny.  While this may not sound incredibly interesting, Gochiusa is a fun and silly romp with quirky characters and charming humor.  This type of show isn’t for everyone, but if this is something you can get into you won’t be disappointed.  For additional fun, watch for the occasional nods to Metal Gear Solid.

7) Hitsugi no Chaika: Seasons 1&2
(Chaika the Coffin Princess)
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Chaika is one of those rare treats when an LN adaptation is not only concluded, but is also concluded within the same year.  This is the story of a young girl that lost her memories, and is searching for the remains of her father so she can have his funeral.  The problem is her father was the infamous Emperor Gaz, a man responsible for a massive war that almost destroyed the continent several years ago.  Chaika soon seeks the aid of a pair of mercenary “Saboteurs”, a class of fighter that uses magic to hone themselves in battle.  Chaika takes place in a unique and interesting fantasy realm, reminiscent of something one would find in a JRPG.  This show had lots of great things going for it, including an amusing cast of characters, a fascinating setting, and plenty of action and adventure.  Good fantasy anime doesn’t come around often, and Chaika fills the void nicely.  While some feel the ending has a bit of a “rushed” feeling (and it honestly does), I still loved this show and felt it came to a satisfying conclusion.

6) Knights of SidoniaKnights_of_Sidnonia

Sidonia is a “love it or hate it” sort of show.  Most of the criticism surrounding it is focused on the fact that it is entirely animated in CG.  While full CG anime does have a different “feeling” about it, especially with the way human characters move, that doesn’t mean it isn’t worth checking out.  Sidonia is a mecha anime about a war between the remnants of the human race and the Gauna, a race of aliens that drove mankind out of the Solar System.  Sidonia is full of unique designs and interesting lore, and will keep you hooked all the way to the last episode.  The story will continue later this year.

5) Selector Infected Wixoss/Selector Spread Wixoss
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Wixoss is yet another show that aired two seasons in the year and came to a conclusion.  I had originally passed on this show because it was made with the intent to promote the Wixoss card game, an otaku-oriented battle card game similar to Yu-gi-oh or Pokemon.  I honestly never thought something like this could end up as one of the best anime of this year, let alone good enough to watch.  Wixoss starts off looking like a fairly cute, innocent show about friends playing a card game together.  One day Ruuko gets into the game in hopes of making some new friends, but she discovers that one of her cards can talk.  Ruuko finds out she is a “selector”, a girl who can “battle” in Wixoss against other selectors for the prize of having a wish granted upon winning enough victories.  Of course, none of this is quite as pleasant as it sounds.  Wixoss quickly becomes a grim tale full of twists and turns, and it is amazingly well done.  I never thought I would be singing the praises of a card game anime, but now I’m putting one in my top five anime of the year.  What crazy times we live in.

4) Grisaia no Kajitsu
(The Fruit of Grisaia)
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Grisaia is an adaptation of one of the most popular visual novels in Japan.  It tells the story of Mihama academy, a special school for troubled youths.  A young man named Yuuji is the first male to attend this school, and the story is centered on his encounters with each of the other students and their pasts.  Oh, and did I mention that Yuuji is one badass motherfucker?  Grisaia appears to be a typical harem/ecchi anime, but you will soon find this one hits with a much more dramatic punch thanks to its cast of severely troubled characters.  If you are wondering how well the adaptation was handled compared to the game, you will find lots of varying opinions.  As someone that has actually played the game, I can say that there were many cuts here and there (the game is fairly long) and some of the character arcs were not as well done as others.  That being said, I felt they managed to do a great job of taking on the monumental task of adapting such a big game into a 13 episode anime.   This was a great watch, and the other two games of the trilogy have been announced for anime adaptations as well.  Of course the game is better, but the anime is worth checking out.

3) No Game No Life
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No Game No Life was another one of this year’s more popular shows, meaning for every person that enjoyed it there is that anti-fanboy frothing at the mouth with rage over it, lurking the internet and waiting to attack anyone for praising the show.  Despite all the flamewars and nonsense surrounding this show, it still wound up in my top 3.  NGNL is about a pair of NEET siblings, Shiro and Sora, who are drawn into another world by a mischievous god named Tet.  This world is ruled by a set of commandments that allow people to take power and property from one another through wagers and games, something Sora and Shiro have a passion for.  NGNL is one of those anime that people will often label as “otaku pandering” because it displays a strong affection for, and many references to, modern otaku culture.  This may be a deal breaker for more casual fans of the medium, but it is also part of what makes this show so entertaining.  NGNL is an incredibly fun show with a goofy cast of characters, lots of intensity, unique designs, and awesome animation.

2) Yuki Yuna wa Yusha de Aru
(Yuki Yuna is a Hero)
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A surprise hit of the year, Yuki Yuna (or Yuyuyu) was described as a slice of life/magical girl show.  What they did not say was that Yuyuyu is a really damn amazing magical girl show.  This is about a group of friends that are drawn into a fight against the Vertex, beings from another realm seeking to destroy the human world.  With the power of the “Hero System”, these girls can transform and fight the Vertex with superhuman abilities.  Unfortunately not everything is a clear cut as it seems, and with great power comes great sacrifices.  A lot of people tend to compare this to Madoka because it is a magical girl show that gets darker as it progresses, but I hate making that comparison since this show stands out so much on its own.  Yuyuyu has moments of being cute and fun, moments of incredible action, and moments of gripping drama, and executes all of them to near perfection.  Add to that some cool designs and an excellent soundtrack, and you have one of the best anime 2014 had to offer.

1) Rakuen Tsuihou: Expelled From Paradise
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In a decision that is likely to rustle a few jimmies, my anime of the year is a full-CG film.  Stay with me here, I’ve got good reason for it.  This is a story about an agent of Diva, a satellite nation in orbit around Earth where mankind is “digitized” for their survival, who is sent to a post-apocalyptic Earth in a physical body to hunt down a hacker capable of breaking into the “world” of Diva.  This anime takes a lot of the “old school” themes of 80s and 90s sci-fi anime, and combines it with modern style and animation techniques.  While many “purists” have a hatred for CG animation, this film demonstrates CG can be pushed to make some really incredible anime.  The “cel-shaded” look maintains the typical anime aesthetic, while at the same time unleashing incredible, fast-paced action sequences that rival some of the greatest anime of all time.  This film has a good mix of action and story that fits well within the time allotted for a movie, something that seems to be a lost art in anime films.  Rakuen delivers amazing visuals, a good story, a great voice cast, and some generous helpings of fanservice.  This is 2014s “must see” anime, don’t miss it.

Supah Anime Fun Taimu! Summer 2014

Ah summer, that wonderful time of year for fun in the sun.  A time for enjoying nature, meeting new friends, making new memories… to hell with that, there’s anime to watch.  This summer has some stuff continuing on from last season, some anime originals, long awaited sequels, and even a reboot of a cherished franchise!  Spring was a tough act to follow, but this was still a fairly decent season.  As usual, feel free to mention shows you liked that I may have missed in the comments, or just post your arguments for best girl in any given show.

Akame ga Kill

And no, we don’t provide health insurance.

This is the tale of a young warrior named Tatsumi that sets out looking to earn money to help his village.  Unfortunately his journey gets him mixed up in a battle between a corrupt kingdom and a band of assassins that fight them from the shadows, known as the “Night Raid.”  After a series of events, Tatsumi becomes recruited by the infamous Night Raid and trains to learn the ways of the assassin.

Akame ga Kill is an odd blend of action and comedy.  This show is goofy, violent, bloody, and even sexy at times.  One really cool thing is unlike a lot of TV anime, they decided to let the blood spill without the “black fog of censorship” that is usually put in place over gore to encourage BD sales.  This show isn’t going to wow anyone with a deep storyline or emotional struggles.  What AgK does do is have lots of fun with stylish, yet silly characters, and lots of action.  I enjoyed watching this quite a bit, and I think a lot of fans that crave the violent side of anime will be very happy with this, for better or for worse.

Aldnoah Zero

I’m sure they will be fine.

Aldnoah Zero is an original anime production from Aniplex, and is created by Gen Urobuchi, the man behind anime’s famous Madoka Magica.  This time you won’t get tragic magical girls, instead it is time for a serving of tragic invasion.  AZ takes place in an alternate version of Earth where the Apollo missions revealed a gateway to Mars on the surface of the Moon.  On Mars, astronauts discovered powerful relics known as Aldnoah, which can only be used by certain bloodlines.  Eventually this leads to a war between the “Martians” blessed by Aldnoah and the people of Earth.

In the beginning it feels like AZ is going to be a typical mecha anime with a huge budget behind it, but it is quickly stands out on its own, and does so very well.  AZ is a mix of pulse-pounding action and twisted schemes, brought to life with incredible animation and an amazing soundtrack.  I loved every minute of this show and it was the one I looked forward to the most each week.  Be warned, there is one hell of a cliffhanger ending that won’t be concluded until the second part airs in January of next year.

Captain Earth

These guys made the show.

Captain Earth continued on after the spring, and is now all said and done with.  If you remember from last time, my first impressions of this show were less than spectacular.   Not much has changed since then.  While the storyline and action became much more interesting over time, the glaring flaws of this show are still present and still hold it back.

Captain Earth was one strange trip.  It had a very strange storyline, and I think that was probably one of the only reasons it could keep me watching.  The bland, one-dimensional heroes never really become more interesting, even when a romance sprouts between some of them.  The villains of the show seem to have all the charm and quirks at every turn, to a point where I found myself rooting for them at times, and not in the good way.  The story and action are entertaining, yet as formulaic as they come.  In the end Captain Earth is watchable and even amusing at times, but it is entirely forgettable.

Fate/Kaleid Liner Prisma☆Illya 2wei!

LEWD!

Just as promised, everyone’s favorite Type-Moon spinoff continues, with more magical loli goodness than ever!  This picks right up where the last season left off, but now poor Ilya’s chances of returning to a normal school life are in jeopardy thanks to the appearance of a magical girl that has devoted herself to assassinating Ilya in both person and character!

If you liked the first season of this, you will likely enjoy this one as well.  This time around a big chunk of the action is saved for the last few episodes, but in the meantime there is plenty of cute fun, comedy, and of course, fanservice.  At this point fans of this show already know what they are getting into and what they are here for, and despite a lot of niche pandering here there is quite a fan base surrounding the Ilya spinoff.  I personally had fun watching this, and I’m looking forward to the third season that has been announced for next year.

Happiness Charge Precure

Just for the record, Precures would fucking wreck Sailor Scouts.

I’m still hanging in there, and I’m in this for the long haul.  If I have any critique of this so far, I’d say this isn’t as well paced as other Precure anime I have seen.  How things will wrap up in the end I have yet to say, as this is going to continue to run into the next couple of seasons before concluding.

Jinsei

Wet t-shirts: the surefire way to get your attention.

Jinsei is the story of a group of friends in a school newspaper club devoted to writing a life advice column.  This is your typical slice of life/romcom, with some bits of ecchi fanservice tossed in for good measure.  It should be noted that you won’t find subtitles for this show through “official” channels.  As of the time of this article, there is only one fansub group that is doing this, and they still have yet to come up with the final three episodes.  Why?  This show is full of segments with fast speech and lots of written text, a nightmare for translators and typesetters.  Crunchyroll wouldn’t even think of touching something like this, especially considering their subtitles are typically “middling” at best in my opinion.

That being said, this show is still worth a look if you like this sort of anime.  While I feel there are better romcom anime available this season, there is still a certain unique charm found here.  Also, Fumi has some pretty great Fumiis.

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders

Yes, I know, you guys can kick the shit out of me even without stands.

Jotaro’s trip to Egypt continues into the summer, and it is still full of mishaps and stand users.  Some critics of the show dislike the “stand of the week” feel this show has, but the cast always seems to keep this show feeling fresh and interesting.  The only thing I was not happy to see about this season is it ends, but don’t fret, Jotaro and company continue their quest to fight Dio this coming January!

Rail Wars!

I just saved you the time it takes to watch 12 episodes with this gif.  Enjoy!

Rail Wars is a harem comedy about new recruits working for JNR, Japan’s public railway management and operations organization.  The purpose of this show is to deliver a heavy dose of fanservice for otaku that are into trains, and otaku that are into ecchi.  There is a story in there somewhere too, but the endless assault of bullshit situations in a show attempting to bring up “facts” about JNR and the trains they run sort of ruined all of that.  When people complain about fanservice being used to fill in for a lack of decent content, Rail Wars is one of the few examples that should be brought up.   All the trains and tits in the world aren’t enough to bring this ridiculous snooze-fest to life, and I think even the most devoted ecchi fans will have a hard time slogging through this one to the end.  Seriously, the ecchi content is very sparse and tame, so if that was your reason to keep watching you will only be left disappointed.  I can’t even use a bad pun about a train wreck here, because that would imply there may be something worth at least watching for cheap thrills.  Skip this one.

Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei
(The Irregular at Magic High School)Because Tatsuya NEEDS a magical nuke rifle.

The loveable and invincible Onee-sama returns for even more right-wing themed lessons on magical science and badassery.  All of the glaring flaws present in the first half are still here, and then some, and strangely enough some of them are what keep this show entertaining.  The best approach to watching Mahouka is realizing that Tatsuya cannot ever be defeated by anyone or anything, and knowing the only characters that deserve your pity are the villains of this anime.

The dry content and slow pace of this show are still here, especially during the almost torturous school competition arc in the middle, but in a way it all pays off when the last handful of episodes offer a brutal slugfest of magicians fighting off a massive invasion force.  Even with some “buy the BD” censorship going on, some of the most brutal fighting I have ever seen on TV anime pops up during these final episodes.  Oh, and just in case Tatsuya didn’t seem invincible enough he gets a powered suit that increases his powers, with a design improved upon by none other than himself, so you can be certain the final fight will be ridiculously unfair and one-sided.  As woefully predictable as all this is, it somehow became satisfying to watch.

Mahouka was a mess of an anime, and I’m sure the novels don’t fare much better.  Somehow it was still worth a watch for the pure insanity of it all.  I also have to admit they knew how to end this anime with a bang, and that was more than anyone could expect.  This show and the novels have a pretty big following around the world, so apparently the appeal is there.  I can’t conscionably recommend this anime to anyone for many obvious reasons, but if you really want to check this out, you will certainly be in for one of the most absurd rides anime has to offer.

Rokujouma no Shinryakusha!?
(Apartment Invaders!?)

There is sadness in knowing that your apartment will never be invaded by several cute girls.

I originally was going to pass on this show since the premise seemed a little generic for modern anime faire.  As the season rolled along I noticed a decent little fan base for this show popped up.  I finally decided to give RnS a shot, and it became one of my favorite shows of the season.

RnS starts off with the story of a student named Satomi, whom is fortunate enough to find a small apartment for the insanely low price of 5,000 yen per month.  He soon discovers his cheap apartment is also inhabited by the ghost of a young girl, and is also the target of an Invader from under the earth, a magical girl, and a traveler from a powerful interstellar empire of advanced magic and technology.  Now Satomi and this group of strange yet adorable girls are in competition for control of this tiny apartment and the hidden power it contains, bound by a “treaty” set up by the landlord (whom is also not only another cute girl but also a powerful fighter with deadly flaming fists.  Seriously.)

This all sounds really silly, and it very much is, but this show is as fun as it gets.  The wacky cast is both cute and charming, and each character is given their time to shine in little story arcs centered on them.  By the time this show is coming to a close, these invaders will have captured your heart.  If you are looking for a good harem/romcom with some bits of action and adventure from time to time, this is the show for you.

Sabagebu!
(Survival Game Club)

This is something you should never do with .50 caliber handguns.

Someone actually had the guts to do yet another anime about airsoft, after the brutal failure of Gainax’s attempt at one last year (even though I did enjoy C3-bu.)   Will this one be a bigger success?   Do we really need another anime about airsoft?  Too bad, Sabagebu is here.

Unlike Gainax’s airsoft anime, Sabagebu doesn’t take itself seriously, ever.  This one is pure comedy, paired with bloody, brutal “fight scenes” where the girls use their imagination to put 80’s action film-style blood and violence into their airsoft battles.  The bloody airsoft gunfights are honestly the best part of the show, as they are both hilarious and intentionally campy.

The rest of Sabagebu’s comedy is based around the antics of the characters and their personalities, which is typical for lots of anime comedies.  This yields mixed results, and hits a low point when a bunch of episodes in the middle of the season focus solely on this sort of comedy instead of the over-the-top “gunfights” that really make this show fun.  This isn’t a bad show by any means, and even the worst episodes will deliver some laughs.  The problem is the first couple episodes sort of “over-sell” the expectations of what is to come, and that seems to have left a lot of early fans feeling betrayed later on.  Sabagebu still comes out as a decent comedy anime, and while it won’t please everyone, it is still worth a look.

Sailor Moon Crystal

Sailor Moon is back!  Don’t get too excited though.

First off and foremost, I will come right out and say I am not exactly a huge fan of Sailor Moon.  I watched the first “season” with my sister when I was a teenager, and bits and pieces of the later story arcs.  I did have fun watching it, but I won’t sit here and tell you I was some devout fan of the franchise, nor am I an expert on the lore.  Take this into consideration before taking my thoughts on the reboot too seriously.

SMC arrived to a nostalgic set of old fans and newcomers alike, amidst some delay and a bit of controversy over whether or not the otaku is crowd is welcome to enjoy this one.  That nonsense aside, SMC is now going full steam ahead, or at least half-steam, considering it airs on a bi-weekly schedule, which is kind of odd.  This has been one of the most talked-about anime of the season, but is it worthy of all the buzz?

At the time of this article, there are only about 6 of the 26 proposed episodes of this out right now, so it is really hard for me to put my finger on a solid opinion of this.   However, so far I’m not exactly impressed.  Lousy pacing, some iffy quality issues, crumby CG transformation scenes, and yawn-inducing “battles” aren’t leaving much of a good impression.  After decades of seeing magical girl anime reach new heights in shows like Cardcaptor Sakura, the Precure franchise, and newer, otaku-oriented magical girl anime like Nanoha and Madoka, this “rebooted” Sailor Moon feels bland and tired.

The original seemed more interesting than the reboot, despite a pile of filler and other issues, but that could be nostalgia talking.  Even still, as someone that is willing to sit down and watch Precure, I’m finding SMC to be a bit of a chore to watch, and that is a bad sign.  There is some potential for things to turn around, but realistically I see myself dropping this down the road before I can find out.

Seirei Tsukai no Blade Dance
(Blade Dance of the Elementalists)

You can’t spell best without Est.

Blade Dance is a low-budget adaptation of a fairly popular fantasy light novel series, with a small but respectable fan base around the world.  At a glance, Blade Dance feels like a cookie-cutter fantasy propped up by a cast of cute girls and harem hijinks.  This is the sort of anime that shouldn’t be very noteworthy, and yet it brings enough charm to the table to end up being an entertaining show.

This is the tale of Kamito, a rare male “Elementalist”, a magician (usually female) that can contract with spirits and use magic.  His talents land him in the prestigious Areishia Spirit Academy, a school where students hone their magical skills.  And of course, Kamito is surrounded by cute girls that may or may not be interested in him.  All of this stuff has been done before, and in better anime, but this show still manages to be come out with an interesting story, loveable characters, and even a handful of decent battles.  I won’t tell you this show is a must watch, but I will say it may indeed be worth a look if any of this sounds like fun.

Space Dandy:  Season 2

I also learned why I stopped atching dubbed anime years ago.

The western experiment known as Space Dandy has finally come to a conclusion.  Even though the first half of this show left me with a lot of positive things to say and nothing but hope for the second half, now that this has concluded my final verdict is in.  Have a seat, because I may dispense some rage here.

The second half of this show came out with a strong start.  The strange, goofy mix that made this show fun to watch was back, and I was delighted for more and more.  Unfortunately, as the season rolled along my opinion of this show began to falter.  Big missteps like an episode devoted to “High School Musical”, and a SECOND fishing episode began a roller-coaster of highs and lows this show never quite seemed to recover from.   Opinions on this season are as variable as the episodes themselves, but I couldn’t help but notice a chunk of fans falling out of love with this show as much as I did during the second half.  By the time everything wrapped up in a spectacular final episode all of my excitement was drained from me.

When things wrapped up with a hint that this may get a third season, I actually groaned in discontent.  Seeing as this show only seems to be “successful” in the west, a third season isn’t very likely, and if it happens it will likely end in disaster like many similar endeavors.  I have to admit all of this really is a shame, but unfortunately Space Dandy was a little too experimental for its own good, and the scattershot approach to the overall direction of the show became its Achilles heel.

Sword Art Online 2

Sinon butt is the #1 cause of SAO2 viewers.

Did anyone out there think I would miss the potential ridiculousness of ANOTHER season of Sword Art Online?  Kirito is back, and once again he must put his epic gamer skills to the test against a man that can kill you in a video game, FOR REALS.  This time around there is a new VRMMO game that is all the rage, Gun Gale Online, an RPG/shooter hybrid.  Don’t get me wrong, the game itself seems pretty awesome.  I would play the shit out of it.  Kirito has been hired by a government agent to track down a player known as “Death Gun”, who is thought to be able to kill GGO players in both the game and real life.

All of my complaints from the second arc of the original SAO are all here, especially Kirito’s ability to power through any bad situation with the sheer power of bullshit.  That being said, the things I LIKED about SAO are also still here.  At this point I have come to terms that SAO is “low brow” entertainment, even for anime standards.  And with that line of thinking in place, SAO2 can be a lot of fun to watch.

Bringing the full might of a huge budget, SAO2 delivers an amazing and entertaining experience even if the writing is bad enough to make you bang your head against a wall at times.  Deep down in my heart I know SAO2 truly is anime for the lowest common denominator, and yet I just can’t stop watching it.  SAO2 is painfully stupid at times, but it is hard to deny it is also very fun.  My opinions of this show aren’t going to convince fans to start critiquing SAO2 for what it is, and they aren’t going to bring any new viewers into the mix.  In the end the best thing anyone can do is sit back and enjoy the ride, and that is exactly what I am doing.

Zankyou no Terror
(Terror in Resonance)

Protip:  This is probably a good time for security to come out.

ZnT has more in common with an American crime drama or Hollywood film than your typical anime, and in this case that isn’t such a bad thing.  This was featured on the Notinima block, and it was one of the best shows featured there in a while.  ZnT is a story of a couple teenagers using terrorism to tell the world their story of human experimentation and government corruption.

This is one of those shows where you can almost feel yourself rooting for both the “good guys” and the “bad guys” at the same time.  If anything the only major flaw of the show is that a good chunk of characters don’t feel like they were fleshed out properly, and because of that some of the more “emotional” scenes lose their impact.  Some critics also point out that many of the techniques used by the terrorists in the show would not be effective in eluding the police, but at the same time I think people should remember that entertainment is not supposed to give criminals hints on how to do business.  I enjoyed this show a lot, and I think it is worth a watch, even for more “casual” anime fans.  The overall reception to this show seems to be fairly mixed, but anyone interested should at least give this one a try.

Supah Anime Fun Taimu: Winter Season

There are plenty of places on the internet that discuss currently airing anime, especially now that it is much easier to watch than it was years ago thanks to legal streams and avid fansub communities.  Unfortunately, too many writers and websites have a closed-minded approach towards anime, and tend to skew the discussion towards bashing the medium for not catering to western tastes and griping about offensive content.  Almost two years ago, I had hoped to create an alternative to such prudish anime discussion when I started writing the “Weekly Anime Round-up.”

Unfortunately I discovered discussing shows on a weekly basis wasn’t a great idea, especially if you didn’t want to spoil the show for people still catching up.  I kept writing the article for nearly two years until I finally realized readers don’t really want to have to “keep up” with an article talking about something they just watched.  The format itself had also begun to stray from my original idea of introducing a greater variety of anime to newer fans.  So now I’m going to try something with a similar idea, but on a seasonal basis.  For this article I’ll be talking about all the shows I kept up with for the season, explain a little of what they are about, what kind of fans may (or may not) enjoy them, and a bit of my opinion on the show.

I don’t really consider myself a critic by any means, so try not to take my opinions too seriously, your mileage may vary.  If you don’t find a show from the season in the article, and you thought it was great, don’t get upset, post them in the comments!  I’ve come across some great recommendations from readers in the past for shows I glanced over, so suggestions are always welcome.   And as always, never forget, fun things are fun.

Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai! Ren
(Love, Chuunibyou, & Other Delusions!  Heart Throb)
Dark Flame Mastah returns!

This is the second season of Kyoto Animation’s hit romantic comedy, and my anime of the year in 2012.  Things pick up just about where they left off last season, and the story deals with the complications Yuuta faces by dating a girl with “8th grade syndrome”.  The entire gang returns, along with a couple new faces, and the antics of delusional teens are all there.

I honestly didn’t feel this show needed a second season, so I went in with mixed feelings.  In the end however, this show delivered everything that made the first season so much fun to watch with just a touch of new drama.  If you enjoyed the first season, you will very likely enjoy the second, even though some fans tend to have mixed feelings about this one.

Happiness Charge Precure
Anime fact:  No one can stop the power of friendship.

This is my first venture into a Precure anime.  For those not in the know, Precure is a magical girl anime franchise that is both famous and infamous for having “dual” audiences.  Precure is aimed at young girls, but over the years it has gathered a cult following amongst anime otaku.  This year is the 10th anniversary of the franchise, so I decided to jump in and check one of these shows out to see what all the buzz was about.  Precure seasons share some overall themes, but they are not directly connected, so viewers can pretty much jump into any particular show.  It should also be noted you won’t find this on the numerous anime streaming sites; this one is only available in English due to the efforts of the fansub community.

If you have seen shows like Sailor Moon or Cardcaptor Sakura, you should have a bit of an idea of what you are getting into here.  This is a magical girl show where girls in pretty dresses fight the “monster of the week” while keeping up with life at home and at school.  In other words, this is a typical magical girl show, which is also designed to sell toys.  That being said, this show is not only surprisingly watchable, it is really fun.  The characters are cute, quirky, and rather silly at times, including the villains.  Watching Precure you will certainly know you are watching a show aimed at little girl, and yet at the same time it maintains that familiar feeling you get from shonen anime and sentai (think Power Rangers) shows.

I’m not going to recommend something like this for everyone; in fact you have to be a pretty hardcore anime fan to even think about trying Precure.  I will say that I’ve stumbled upon the reasons why this show has picked up a cult following amongst older audiences, and that I am certainly enjoying it.  Precure shows typically run through most of the year, so stay tuned for further updates as I explore the realm of magical girls!

Kill la Kill
Don’t lose your way!

Kill la Kill is the first TV anime done by studio Trigger, a studio formed by staff that left Gainax behind.  Kill la Kill was touted by western anime fans as the show that would “save anime.”  Now that Kill la Kill is said and done with I can say it did indeed save anime… from the kind of self-entitled anime fans that insisted anime needs saving in the first place.

Kill la Kill is rife with action, fanservice, and cartoonish goofiness, and runs at a breakneck pace completely to the end.  This show is extreme in just about everything it does, and it is completely unapologetic for being like that.  This show has gained a huge following around the world, and is widely distributed through legal streams.  Chances are if you enjoyed Gurren Lagann, you will very likely enjoy this show.  Kill la Kill is an over-the-top, wild ride to the bitter end, and lots of fun.   Some people are offended by the show’s heavy doses of skimpy outfits, but as long as you aren’t some kind of puritan maniac or “social justice” idiot, you should certainly check this show out.

Log Horizon
LIVING IN THE DATABASE WOW WOW

When I first heard about Log Horizon, I thought it was going to be a shallow rip-off trying to ride on the popularity of the beloved but terrible Sword Art Online.  That is because Log Horizon is also about people becoming trapped in an MMORPG.  However, that is where the similarities end.

In Log Horizon, an event known as the “Apocalypse” has trapped players of the MMORPG Elder Tale within the world of the game.   The players don’t know how or why they became trapped in the game, and there doesn’t seem to be any escape.  You may think that Log Horizon is focused on players making a mad dash to escape with their lives like SAO, and that would be where you are dead wrong.

Log Horizon is about a group of players that decide to live within the world of Elder Tale and use the rules of the world to make a new reality for themselves.  The show is centered on a solo player and genius tactician, Shiroe, that unites players within one of the main cities in the game world.  The interesting thing about Log Horizon is that it is a story that dabbles with fantasy, world building, action, politics, and character development, and does it all very well.  The show never quite follows any particular formula for very long, keeping things fresh and interesting no matter what is going on.

While Log Horizon wasn’t a huge hit like Kill la Kill, it still managed to build a respectable fan-base around the world and earned enough interest to get green-lit for a second season this fall.  This was an honorable mention for my 2013 anime of the year, and this is one of my favorite shows to come around in recent years.

Nagi no Asukara
(A Lull in the Sea)
Still makes more sense than Eva 3.0.

While many western anime fans, and even a few disgruntled members of the anime industry itself often prattle on about how anime should be nothing but an endless series of action shows; Nagi no Asukara is the kind of show that proves why that argument is ridiculous.  Nagi no Asukara is a fantasy/drama that takes place in a world that is slowly dying, forsaken by a sea god the people have forgotten over time.  In this world there are two kinds of people, the people of the land, and the people of sea, humans who possess “Ena”, a special skin that allows them to live and breathe underwater.  The story begins with a group of students from the sea that must attend school on the surface, and the troubles they face because of their differences.

The art used to illustrate the world of this show is unique, colorful, and beautiful, heavily laden with little details that you don’t see in most anime.  Aside from the occasional “hiccups” from production, this is a very nice looking show, with wonderful, warm towns and cities on the surface and below the sea.  But Nagi no Asukara isn’t about the scenery, it is about the relationships between the characters and the hardships they endure because of them.  This show is a seemingly endless emotional roller coaster right up to the very end, which wraps things up wonderfully.

This was an amazing show, and while it won’t be for everyone, it is one of the most noteworthy shows of its kind in recent years.  Nagi no Asukara is a very unique, emotionally-charged show that you can only find within the medium of anime.  If you have a thing for romance or drama anime, this is a must see, and if it piques your curiosity you should give this show a chance.

Pupa
Censorship:  The anime.

Pupa is an adaptation of a gory horror manga, cut up (no pun intended) into 4 minute long episodes.  Horror is a genre many feel anime doesn’t do very well, and if you are one of those people, Pupa will only make you more certain on that stance.  Pupa is a series of bad mistakes crammed into tiny episodes of black censorship bars.

The first mistake they made with Pupa is putting it on television.  Japan doesn’t take well to graphic violence on TV, and that is most of what Pupa is.  Pupa is full of blood and guts, leaving viewers with scenes so heavily censored you only can see the corners of the screen.  I’m not even exaggerating.  The short episodes and almost random storytelling makes things even worse, and by the time it is all said and done with you very likely will be thinking “why even bother making this show?”  The only good thing about Pupa is it won’t take up much of your time.  Even if you really need to see a horror anime, skip this one, or at least hunt down the BD version so you can actually see something.

Robot Girls Z
This gif sold me on the show.

Robot Girls Z is a comedy/tribute to the Mazinger Z franchise that was huge during the “super robot” era of anime.  As anime can make just about anything become represented by cute girls; the cast of Robot Girls Z consists of cute girls dressed in intentionally corny costumes that reference to the robots and villains in Toei Animations “super robot” shows.  What is great about this show is even if you aren’t familiar with the source material in this show, it is fun and silly enough to enjoy all by itself.

This show aired in three episodes, each consisting of three “mini-episodes”, and is some of the most fun you can have watching anime.  Some fans of the Mazinger franchise were upset that they got this instead of a new Mazinger show, but if you are a fan of all things Mazinger you should swallow your pride and watch this, you won’t regret it.

Saki: Zenkoku-hen
(Saki: The Nationals)
I-it’s just a game… right?

This is the third Saki anime, the latest in an anime franchise that almost seems too bizarre to exist, and yet is one of the most fun shows out there.  Saki takes place in an alternate world where the game of Riichi Mahjong (a game of skill and chance played with tiles, think of something like a complex version of Poker with tiles instead of cards) has massive national popularity and is treated like a professional sport.  Mahjong tournaments are held on a national basis, gathering people of all ages.    Every now and then anime and manga will do a strange, ridiculous story about the game of Mahjong.  Saki is one of them, and oh boy, is it strange and ridiculous.

On the surface, Saki appears to be a simple show about cute girls playing mahjong.  And while many fans of the franchise are lured in by the cute girls and bits of fanservice, it is the absurd mahjong insanity that keeps them watching.   Saki isn’t just about Mahjong; Saki is the Dragon Ball Z of Mahjong.  Most of the characters have superhuman and/or supernatural abilities, ranging from being able to accurately calculate probabilities and seeing a few turns into the future, to using spiritual forces that give them affinity for certain phases of the game.  On top of that the gameplay is frantic, over-the-top, and sometimes it is even, dare I say it, action-packed.  As the characters play their expressions of the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat resemble that of hardened warriors locked in brutal warfare instead of cute girls playing a game.

The gameplay is presented in such a crazy manner there are times you could swear you are watching an intense battle anime, and that is the true magic of the Saki franchise.  I’ll be honest, I’ve watched three seasons of this, and I still only have a vague grasp of how this game is played.  That being said, I can’t get enough of this show.  If you are familiar with the game this show can only possibly be that much more enjoyable, and I’ve seen quite a few forums where fans of the show picked up the game out of curiosity and found themselves a new hobby.  Saki is an oddity that only anime and manga can make happen, something you have to actually see to believe.

Sakura Trick
What you see is what you get.

Sakura trick isn’t the first anime to do “slice of life and comedy with yuri overtones.”  What makes Sakura Trick different is they decided to throw out “overtones” and crank up the yuri levels to 11.  The first few seconds of the show’s opening sequence has enough lesbian killing to melt the face off of an evangelical conservative republican like the Ark of the Covenant from Raiders.  This show is entirely built upon the concept of pandering to the girl love crowd, which means if that isn’t your thing, there is absolutely nothing here for you.

Sakura Trick is a slice of life/romcom, and its claim to fame is the intense kissing scenes.  At least once or twice an episode there is a rather hot and heavy make out scene between the two main characters, Haruka and Yuu.  This show also adds in some bits of light fanservice for good measure.  Aside from the borderline-lewd kissing sessions, this show has a cute, cheery, sometimes silly atmosphere and is very relaxing to watch.  I shouldn’t have to say this, but this one is for yuri fans only.  I’m not gonna lie, I love me some lesbians.

Sekai Seifuku: Bouryaku no Zvezda
(World Conquest:  The Zvezda Plot)
Consider your heart conquered.

Zvezda is about a little girl named Kate Hoshimiya, whom also happens to be the leader of Zvezda, an organization devoted to world conquest.  Some fans have nicknamed this the anime version of “Pinky and the Brain” as it is a goofy comedy about absurd attempts at trying to conquer the world.  Zvezda is full of wacky, yet appealing characters and that charming cuteness that only anime can deliver.

While this show has a few “serious” moments here and there (more so towards the end), this is a comedy, through and through.  At least once per episode there is something so ridiculous that you won’t be able to help yourself from laughing.  This was by far one of my favorite shows of the season, and the only thing I didn’t like is the fact that it came to an end.  A second season is teased at the end, but so-so BD sales in a season with heavy competition for otaku dollars may leave that to be an unfulfilled dream.  Despite this, Zvezda is a strange, cute, and hilarious show that I think almost anyone should at least give a chance.

Space Dandy
 It’s kinda like Cowboy Bebop, except not at all.

Space Dandy is one of the most experimental shows to come around in a long time.  To begin with, Space Dandy airs on Cartoon Network, dubbed in English, in the same week it airs in Japan.  It isn’t very often that anime studios reach out to western fans, or even acknowledge them, so this is quite the event.   The only problem with this is we have yet another show people use as a spearhead in the insane and beyond annoying “manime” vs. “moe” argument that has grown just short of turning into a holy war.  Seriously people, calm the fuck down, these are cartoons.  Have fun and stop worrying what other people like and don’t like, this is what makes anime fans look like assholes.

Sorry, I had to get that off my chest.  Moving along…

Space Dandy is an episodic sci-fi comedy about the misadventures of an alien hunter named Dandy, his robot QT, and an alien named Meow that tags along for the ride.  Dandy hunts rare alien species for money to visit his favorite restaurant chain, Boobies (think of Hooters, in space.)  In his endless quest for more fast food and T&A, Dandy is pursued by the Golgol Empire, for an unknown reason.  That is the only consistency you will see in this show, as each episode has almost an entirely different feel to it.  This is because different directors switch in to work their magic, creating strange new adventures for Dandy and his crew each week.  While this gives the show a very “hit and miss” kind of feel, Space Dandy is still a very entertaining show.

Space Dandy is very unique and lots of fun, it is one of the few shows I would even suggest someone not interested in anime gives a look.  Space Dandy is taking a break during the spring, but will return this summer with the final half of the show.  Ignore the noise about what is and isn’t “killing” anime (Protip:  This argument about anime “dying” is now several decades old) and have yourself some fun, baby.

Super Sonico:  The Animation
And this is what we all came to see.

Super Sonico is a mascot character for a music festival held by Nitro+, a company that makes visual novel games, including the very popular Steins;Gate.  This busty character is usually only found in the form of sexy figures, artbooks, and other assorted merchandise, but someone decided she deserves the anime treatment.  What kind of anime could we possibly get based on a character that is just a heavily merchandised mascot?

Well, the good news is Sonico is in some ways better than I expected, but it is also not what I expected at all either.  Sonico is a slice of life show about “Super Sonico” (yes, that is her actual name) a college student, model, and aspiring rock star with one hell of a great rack and a set of headphones that seem to be permanently attached to her head.  As a Character, Sonico is the “clumsy yet cute girl that can do anything and is loved by everyone.”  This means you will either love her or hate her, depending on how you may feel about that.  When the show sticks to its own formula, it is a very decent slice of life with bits of comedy and very light fanservice.  The problem with Sonico is that every now and then it goes off track and flirts with other genres of anime, making the show very hit and miss, with more miss than I would like.

Personally, I wanted this show to be ecchi, considering the sort of artwork found in the books, but by no means should anyone take that as a reasonable criticism of the show.   Sonico has delivered mixed feelings amongst fans, but at my most harsh critique of the show I would call it “average.”  I think one noteworthy element of the show is the end of each episode has a CG-animated “music video”, and that was one of my favorite parts of the show.

Witch Craft Works
Witches, natural enemy of Magical Girls.

Witch Craft Works is the story of a student named Honoka that finds himself being hunted down by witches for a hidden power inside of him.  He gains the protection of Ayaka, the most popular girl in school… and an incredibly powerful fire witch.  While this may seem like a somewhat “generic” anime storyline, Witch Craft Works is anything but that.

Witch Craft Works is loaded with amusing characters and colorful, unique designs, and that is just the tip of the iceberg.  This cast of cute and whimsical characters brings along some interesting world-building, a very cool story full of fantasy, and awesome, high-impact action, all of which is brought to life with great animation.  Even amongst the huge hits of this season, this was my biggest favorite of the season, and I hope to see more of it in the future.  Also, the ending credit song, “Witch Activity” is insanely catchy.  This is one of this season’s “must see” shows.

Wizard Barristers:  Benmashi Cecil
Cecil was the only good thing about this show.

Wizard Barristers takes place in the near future, in a world where magic is a thing and there is an entire legal system put into place to deal with magic-related crimes.  The story is centered on a girl named Sudou Cecil, a young legal defender of wizard criminals.  This show first gave me the impression that it was an over-the-top anime version of law and order, complete with magic and giant robot summons.  But in the end, disappointment is all I got.

At first glance, and within the first few episodes, viewers are treated to adrenaline-fueled action, an interesting setting, and some 90’s-era character designs with a modern touch.  About halfway through the season, however, this show begins a long, painful downward spiral and falls flat on its face.  Obvious plot holes begin cropping up left and right, episodes dedicated to fairly boring characters start becoming the norm, and eventually the show collapses under some severe production issues.  The most important fight of the entire show takes place in episode 11, and it consists of poorly-drawn stills with the vocal cast yelling out their lines.  I’m not even joking, it is laughably bad.  This sort of thing has happened in the past to amazing shows like Gargantia, Psycho Pass, and Attack on Titan, but never to this extent.

I’m not going to candy-coat things, Wizard Barristers is pure shit.  When I started watching it, I thought it had some great potential, but I don’t think I’ve seen a show fall apart this badly since the early 2000’s.  The only reason I kept watching it was because it was so terrible towards the end it became both hilarious and sad to see all at once, and I was curious if they were actually going to keep going along with it.  They did.  Do yourself a favor and avoid this show at all costs.  I’m not saying this to act like a critic, I’m saying this as my duty as a fellow human being.

Stark’s Picks: Game of the Year

While I typically do not participate in Varms.net’s GOTY rankings outside of our annual Spoony Bard GOTY podcast, this year Gillman asked me to put up an article with my choices for GOTY.  This time around I get my chance to share my shit taste in games with the internet in top five format, for your reading pleasure/anger.  In typical Varms fashion, you won’t find this ranking dominated by GTA and Cowadooty like every other publication *GASP!*.  Try not to take it too seriously, my taste > your taste.

5)  Dragon’s Crown
CONTROVERSY!

Dragon’s Crown is a beat-em-up with RPG elements that came with a controversial release thanks to the fact that “gaming journalism” websites will do ANYTHING for web traffic, even if that means creating artificial controversy.  If you are smart enough to rise above the stupidity of yellow journalism, you will find that Dragon’s Crown is a really fun brawler with amazing artwork.  This game makes the grade because of awesome gameplay, RPG-like elements, beautiful graphics, and a well done, yet rarely seen D&D-esque fantasy setting.

4)  Far Cry:  Blood Dragon
Yes, this game is THAT awesome.

Blood Dragon is a stand-alone addition to Far Cry 3, and some would even argue that it is even better than the game it is based on.  Blood Dragon takes the engine of Far Cry 3 to present a story based entirely on the insanity of 80’s action films.  This game brings us all back to an era when political correctness wasn’t a thing in movies, and justice came in the form of killing bad guys in the coolest possible manner, as long as an equally cool one-liner was dropped after the deed was done.  This game is worth playing for the intentional cheesiness, action-flick references, ridiculous weapons, and dinosaurs that shoot fucking laser beams.  This game can also be picked up for 15 bucks or less, and it is worth every penny.

3)  Pokemon X & Y
You WILL catch them all.

Just when you thought Pokemon was getting old, this series continues to improve itself with its latest entry.  A few tweaks to the leveling system and awesome online trading and battling features help make this one of the greatest Pokemon games of all time.  Catching and training Pokemon is as addictive as ever, making this a hard title to resist for gamers young and old.

2)  Disgaea D2:  A Brighter Darkness
These adorable demons will steal your soul (or at least a shitload of your time.)

Disgaea D2 is a direct sequel to the original game that started it all, meaning Laharl and company are back!  Much like Pokemon X&Y, some simple tweaks and a bit of streamlining to some of the Disgaea franchise’s more tedious tasks are what make this game really shine.  Being re-united with Overlord Laharl and his legion of cute demons is a pleasant trip down memory lane for fans of the original, and the improvements to the gameplay make this game just as addictive.  Prepare to lose potentially hundreds of hours of your time to an overlord’s never ending quest for power.

1)       Tales of Xilla
 I still think Jude is way too trusting of Alvin.

While Square-Enix has completely fumbled with Final Fantasy for the entirety of this console cycle, Namco’s Tales of franchise continues doing what it does best.  Tales of games aren’t out there to break the mold of JRPG’s, or bring about a paradigm shift with every new entry into the series.  Tales games simply set out to tell the story of a group of adventurers in colorful, carefully crafted worlds, with simple, but engaging real-time combat and character-driven side-stories.  Xillia continues this tradition successfully, making it one of the best Tales games since Vesperia.   Even with a few technical issues here and there (mostly draw-in, especially in towns), I had a great time playing this game.  A must have for any Tales fan, and probably anyone with a thing for JRPG’s.

Special Categories

The entries here are for games that didn’t quite fit in as GOTY material for one reason or another, but are noteworthy under certain circumstances.

Best Bang for your Buck
Metal Gear Solid:  Legacy Collection
The adventures of a soldier and his otaku friend will never be this awesome again.

This box contains the Metal Gear HD Collection, Metal Gear Solid 4, a voucher for the digital download of the original Metal Gear Solid and VR Missions, and a few extra bonuses, including a book with art from the entire series.  This nice little box pretty much contains all that is Metal Gear, minus a few odd titles here and there.  I’m not going to repeat how awesome the Metal Gear games are, but I will say that for 50 bucks, this collection is money well spent.

The “Not Giving a Fuck about Feminism” Award
Senran Kagura Burst
The creation of EVIL WHITE MEN (That are actually Asian)

2013 has been a terrible year for video game “journalism.”  It has become more and more difficult to look up a preview for upcoming games without some sort of “article” written by white men making the claim that video games oppress women, because they are made by white men.  It has become hard to read a review for a video game without a game’s perceived views on equality, social standing, and political correctness factored into the review score.  Add the YouTube rants of a certain internet diva making herself into a “damsel in distress” while denouncing the trope of “damsels in distress,” and you will find game “journalists” have waged war on fun here in America.

However, in a world gone mad, one hero amongst publishers stood up and localized Senran Kagura Burst, with not a single fuck to give for political correctness and social justice.  Senran Kagura is a simple, yet fun beat-em-up with some RPG elements.  It’s about ninjas, Sexy ninjas with huge, bouncing boobs and clothes that rip apart as they continue to fight.   Is this the best game ever?  No.  Is this game cute, sexy, and still lots of fun to play?  You are damn right it is.  Thank you for bringing this game to the west, Xseed.  You have done great things for fun, freedom, and your nation, and I applaud you for that.  Also, just for the record, Hibari is best girl.

Biggest Disappointment
Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory
Microsoft should really consider making Green Heart the official Xbox mascot.

Neptunia is a series that had a rough start, but suddenly became amazing when the second installment came around and rebuilt everything in the game from the ground up.  Neptunia V set out to bring this series along even further, and in some ways, it did.  V gave us a refined battle system, better graphics, more great characters, and even more of the series goofy storytelling.  Unfortunately, with most of the graphical assets, and even a good chunk of the soundtrack, ripped right from the second game, this became more of a glorified expansion pack for Neptunia MK. 2.  This entry in the series is even further marred by some serious balancing issues and a crafting/scouting system that is nothing short of a pain to deal with, even though it is necessary for equipment upgrades.  It also doesn’t help that NISA practically scrapped the original dialogue script and replaced it with their own for sake of jamming in more game references that weren’t there to begin with, along with other bits of western pop-culture nonsense that have nothing to do with the game or the characters.  This is a blunder that took INTERNATIONAL effort to create, but I will still hold up hope that future entries in this franchise will improve.  The universe of Gameindustri is too fun to run into the ground.