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Gillman’s 2013 “Special” Awards

Most Disappointing:  GTA V I don’t want to do the sad parent thing where they explain that they aren’t even mad, they are just deeply disappointed in what has happened—that has always felt like a cover for saying that you are mad, and disappointed, and changing the will for your STD infected youth.  The truth…

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Stark’s Picks: Game of the Year

While I typically do not participate in Varms.net’s GOTY rankings outside of our annual Spoony Bard GOTY podcast, this year Gillman asked me to put up an article with my choices for GOTY.  This time around I get my chance to share my shit taste in games with the internet in top five format, for…

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Gillman’s Top 10 Games of 2013

This year was flush with sequels, and even those that weren’t are either direct ports of some kind or spiritual successors of something or another. What started out as a slow and strange start of the year ended up with one of the strongest finishes of gaming in recent memory.  This year probably saw more…

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Review: Chronicle of Vampires: Awakening

I understand the urge to dress up in cosplay and photoshop myself into scenes with my favorite imaginary characters all to well—that, and an unhealthy obsession with a pre-Tom Cruise Lestat de Lioncourt, are mainly the reason that Anne Rice has personally made sure I am no longer allowed in New Orleans; I also get…

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Review: Chronicles of Vampires: Origins

There were two great mysteries in my life as a child, what jerk of a mother allowed their off spring to circle all of the items in the image find in Highlights in the doctor’s office, and why wasn’t that magazine offered to normal people who weren’t under an oath more awesome and legally binding…