Gillman’s Top 10 Games of 2011

10. Marvel v. Capcom:

Besides the fact that this year was when I finally found a group competitive people and was able to start really learning how to really play fighting games, it is hard to ignore the fact that one of the most requested sequels to a game finally came out—and it also managed to pretty much live up to what everyone thought it should be… at first.  It is hard to ignore the fact that Capcom is quickly burning what good will they have ever built with this game by basically putting out the same thing with more characters a short eight months after it came out. Doesn’t matter, it is still exactly what I wanted it to be.  The dickishness of everything else is why it is so far down my list.

9. Deus Ex: Human Revolution:

If it wasn’t for Stark’s constant insistence, and Steam selling the game for next to nothing, this would not have made the list and would have made room for Gears of War 3.  As it is I have played only a handful of hours in it so it makes up the tail end, and glares at me with desire to be placed higher than it sits.  While it only took about 10 years to make a (good) sequel to one of the best games ever made by man, they did make something that can stand up to what the first Deus Ex game was.

8. Battlefield 3:

I have yet to play the single player, and in all honesty don’t know if I will have that intention ever.  While I am not overly happy paying 60 dollars for a game that, for all intents, is just a multiplayer it does find ways to make me believe it is almost worth that price.  Probably one of the better looking games that hold some odd spell that causes me to come to work and tell everyone highlights of the night before.  Great graphics, a large enough environment for freedom of movement and choice, and chaos on the level that would make most recent wars jealous and it just destroys anything Call of Duty has done.  Remember, when you can’t capture a flag the solution is to always throw more mans at it.  Possibly in helicopters.

7. Super Street Fighter 4: Arcade Edition:

When Street Fighter 4 came out a couple of years ago it was the catalyst that started everyone thinking about fighting games as something that could be done in an current, fun, and enjoyable way– this would be the logical conclusion to that arch.  The game is balanced enough that, speaking from experience, someone who is terrible can play against a tournament level person and slowly start to learn and become better with continued play and not feel like they are getting stomped.  The depth is amazing, but sadly it feels like Capcom figured out how to make it a pivotal experience but forgot marketing and how to please customers.

6. Disgaea 4:

Welcome to Varms.  I like Disgaea.  I like Disgaea a lot.  The odd thing about Disgaea is that I almost never get into it that deeply when I first pick up the game, almost like I subconsciously know that it will suck whatever time I have around me away.  I might have only have dumped about 20 hours into the game when it first came out, oddly enough time to get my characters to a level that could easily beat the rest of the story game with no equipment on, it still wasn’t enough for me to really say that I felt like I had gotten anywhere.  While I haven’t sunk the required 100+ hours into the game that I normally do, I can tell that this seems to be the best one to come out.  Wait for the site to quickly become a Disgaea 4 fan page later this year.  You have been warned.

5. Mortal Kombat:

Striking a balance between rewarding to know what you are doing and happily button mash friendly for drunken people; Mortal Kombat is not the fighting game we wanted, but it is exactly the one that we deserve.  Making a story mode matter in a fighting game is something that should have been done before it was successfully done in a first person shooter. The story is dumb, plays to the lowest standards it can, becomes kind of hard to follow towards the end, and still manages to be the best thing to happen to the genre since the Arcade.

4. Portal 2:

At one point Stark and I were going to do an entire podcast just about Portal 2.  Something happened and that podcast didn’t.  Either way it is everything that everyone should always look for in a game, or something very much like it.  There were certainly times that I put down the game because I was simply stumped on a puzzle that had me launching my character against the same wall for the better part of an hour, only to find that I solved it the moment I went back .  Also, I didn’t mind the multiplayer the way some people now suddenly seem to—but I also played the entire thing with Stark.  Also, it was pretty awesome that purchasing the game on PS3 gave you a free copy on Steam.

3. Atelier Totori: Alchemist of Arland:

The only thing that I have against this game is that the heavily implied lesbian harassment from the previous alchemy teacher is no longer present.  Besides that the game pretty much is everything that I love about Role Playing Games, also it is one of the signature times that Stark has played something directly under my recommendation and completely not understood the pure enjoyment that I found.  Oddly my entrance into the series was a fluke of Gamefly sending me something I had put on my list as a joke because they had nothing else, and ended with me buying about a dozen games tangentially related to it.  In all honesty I kind of think this one is my favorite series ever.

2. Skyrim:

If you have listened to the podcast you can pretty much just go ahead and skip this section because I am sure this will just be me repeating myself about how much time I have lost to this game, if not feel free to let me talk about how little I have played the main story.  The fact that beyond the very first quest there isn’t really much forced on the player in the way of advancing the plot is one of my favorite things about this series of games.  It might sound boring to most people, and probably is worse than getting teeth pulled to watch, but my master blacksmith/alchemist has no regrets about so far learning no combat skills while still basically owning entire towns due to my government grade wealth.

1. Saints Row the 3rd:

The only game that has come out in the last several years that I could probably put above Skyrim, Saints Row manages to be a game that feels like it has possibly everything that you could ever really want from a Grand Theft Auto style game.  Probably the major fault of every street thug style game is the chunk of the time spent playing is trying to put your entire gang together, Saints Row does away with by just saying you are a world known crew and just killing other gangs.  The first trip to a gun story basically requires the purchase of a rocket launcher, so even the weapon progression of the game is entirely skewed.  By the end of the game the main character is literally invincible with unlimited ammo for all weapons. At one point I described my characters machine guns as a fire hose of bullets. It is pretty awesome.

Spoony Bard Podcast: Episode 41: The GoTY Awards

Stark and I take a break from talking about all of the retro games that fill our minds and took this time to talk about the best games that have come out this year.  We hand out some awards, talk about our biggest disappointments, and even try to make sure that some people get thoroughly angry at some of the choices that we have.  After all of that we decide that the best thing to do would be to steal a page from fellow retro gaming podcast, “Retronauts,” and talk about the Disney afternoon on the next pod.  No worries, we are even going to talk about the cartoons as well.

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Skyrim: Game of the Year

Portal 2: Funniest Game of the Year, Best Shooter of the Year, Best Adventure Game of the Year

Mortal Kombat: Fighting Game of the Year

Duke Nukem: Bomb of the Year

Disgaea 4: Best JRPG of the Year

Gears of War 3: Best Multi-Player (Horde Mode)

Spoony Bard Podcast: Episode 29: The AC is On, Deal With It

In a perfect world this podcast would have been uploaded Saturday night.  This is not that world and you people aren’t here to listen to me complain about the worst week ever, you are hear to talk about video games.

Episode the 29th of the classiest podcast on the planet brings us a new guest, Sheeley, who is an expert on all things sports related– this is good as Stark and I have no knowledge about anything like that.  He explains to us that it is basically a football game that you can kill other people and not much else.  That is fine because we quickly start talking about Kristy Alley, Star Trek, and how much we really enjoy making fun of people who aren’t around to defend themselves.  Stark wanted a mellow adventure next time, so we are breaking from tradition and doing a modern classic for next week, Katamari.  Leave us a note to let us know what you think about that, or what you thought about this cast.

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Spoony Bard Podcast: Episode 28: Judgement Day

Back to basics this episode, Stark and I are joined by no one and we talk about a game that neither one of us really know that much about– Yoshi’s Island.  Everything from Mortal Kombat tournaments to how we feel that PSN isn’t doing a terrible job at making up for what it did (although it isn’t really going out of its way either), we don’t really stay on anything that could ever be a topic.  We also welcome everyone to leave some feedback, even make lots of suggestions on how you can go ahead and manage to do that.  And if any of you are wondering what we are going to be talking about next week, it is Mutant League Football.

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Spoony Bard Podcast: Episode 27: Anyone Want to Do the Title?

Episode 27 of the Spoony Bard Podcast, the classiest podcast on the net.  Roughly five minutes into the pod we lose stark for a couple of minutes and try to cover long enough for him to come back, which doesn’t really work.  We ended up losing about five minutes of the pod because of random computer issues, which is par for a pod at this point, but at the end we come back with Stark– so we all win.  All aside it sounds way better than the last one.  Besides the talk of R-Type, which is limited to only me remembering it fondly and everyone else complaining about it, we go in all kinds of random directions.  Mortal Kombat takes up most of the converstaion, but we bring up Pizza, beer, and Dr. Who, so there is that I guess.  Also PSN is still down so we kind of needed to complain about that too.

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