Stark’s Picks: 2012 Anime of the Year

You Can (Not) Handle All This Moe

It has been about a year since I did my first AOTY article for Varms.net, and since then I’ve begun writing the Weekly Anime Round-Up, where I talk about currently airing anime fresh from Japan.  This year I’ve decided that all of my picks for AOTY will have to consist of shows that finished airing within the year, since some shows can turn ugly during the second half.  This year I have also included a few special categories, along with my top 10 picks for the year.  This year, Comedies and Slice of Life shows dominated the scene by delivering some very unique concepts that proved to be incredibly entertaining.

This ranking is based solely on my personal selections for the year, so don’t get bent out of shape if your favorite show isn’t here.  There were plenty of other shows I personally enjoyed that did not make this list, but I would like to encourage any fans out there to post their favorites from 2012 in the comments.  I tend to watch most of the stuff readers have suggested in my other articles, so it’s always good to share your favorites.

10.  Koi to Senkyo to Chocolate
(Love, Elections, and Chocolate)

The only election in 2012 that was worth paying attention to.

KoiChoco is about a school in the near-future that is operated by a powerful student government.  When an upcoming election threatens to shut down the school’s easygoing clubs in an effort to make budget cuts, Yuuki Oojima of the “Food Research” club enters the election to save his club.  Unfortunately, he soon finds that this seemingly innocent school election is full of conspiracies, class-warfare, and even attempted assassinations!

This show mixes political drama and typical school romance into a unique formula that was very enjoyable.  I really liked that they didn’t leave the story or its romantic elements “open” at the end like many shows, and instead things wrap up very nicely over the course of 12 episodes.  Also, the beer-chugging teacher was the most awesome teacher in all of history.

9.  Upotte!
Japan may love guns even MORE than Americans do.

In Japan, pretty much anything can be represented by cute girls.  Upotte is about a school for assault rifles, where different models of guns are schoolgirls.  These girls train and compete amongst one another in school sponsored events to prove which “gun” in the superior weapon.  This show combines slice of life elements with action sequences, along with some interesting lessons about military firearms.  And there is lots of ”gun cleaning” (Guess what kind of scenes those are), because clean guns are happy guns.  This show ends with a literal “bang” as the girls eventually battle against the “evil” cold-war era Soviet firearms.

While this show did not have a large popularity in either Japan or over here, it has gathered a cult following among aficionados of weapons and all that is cute.  The strange concept behind this show is what originally drew me in, and it was executed well enough to be one of my favorites for the year.  The NRA should be taking notes; because an anime is somehow one of the greatest pieces of pro-gun propaganda of all time, and the ending delivers a simple yet undeniably true statement about the nature of firearms.

 

8. Ano Natsu de Matteru
(Waiting in the Summer)

Ku Ku Ku… Who wants some dynamite drink?

Ano Natsu is a high school/summer romance story with the twist of having one of the students being an Alien that has crash landed on earth.  While this has certainly been done before, this show does it right.  The story involves a boy named Kaito that becomes mixed up with a girl that is new to town, and unbeknownst to Kaito and his friends, new to planet Earth.  Most of the story takes place during summer break, when Kaito and friends film an amateur sci-fi film and attempt to sort out their feelings for one another.

This show has a cast of interesting characters, crisp and colorful scenery and animation, and a great storyline with lots of unique twists and turns.  The end of this show is quite the surprise, and finishes the story in a spectacular fashion.   This show is a great watch for anyone that digs the romance/slice of life genre.

7. AKB0048

Idols fighting space marines with motherfucking lightsabers.  What more could you want?

This show was created as a shameless plug for the famous Japanese Idol group, AKB48.  This show has the ridiculous concept of being a story about an Idol group in the future that flies around the galaxy performing shows on various planets.  The catch is that the Interstellar government has a ban on entertainment, and they enforce this ban with heavily armed troops and battle mechs.  This means that the rebellious Idol group, AKB0048, must be proficient in both singing and combat.

The absurdity of this concept is what makes this show surprisingly good.  Watching idols fight off armored troopers and battle mechs with microphones that turn into lightsabers and clothing accessories repurposed as weapons is a kind of crazy awesomeness that only anime can pull off.  Who would have thought that a show about fun being illegal would be one of the most fun shows of the year?

6. Kyoukai Senjou no Horizon II
(Horizon in the Middle of Nowhere II)
Big boobs and frenzied combat are back!

This is Horizon’s second time to land on my AOTY list, and its back for all of the same reasons.  This time Tori and the crew of the Musashi travel to the floating island of England, while still fighting off the Testament Union.  This season delivers even more of what made the first season so great:  crazy and creative fast-paced fights, a unique setting with a detailed universe, and lots of sexy girls in skin-tight outfits.

Horizon is what happens when anime gets cranked up to 11. It is an intense show that moves at a brisk pace even when it seems like not much is going on.  For a second year in a row, Horizon has continued to be a devilishly entertaining blend of action, comedy, and fanservice concentrated into pure fun.  Rumor has it a third season in the works, so we may get yet even more of this!

5. Yuru Yuri II
I for one, welcome our new moe overlord.

I missed the first season of this show when it aired last year, but I got caught up just before this season aired.  Yuru Yuri is a slice of life/comedy about a group of girls in the “Amusement Club”, which is pretty much just a club for the girls to mess around without any real purpose.  With the phrase “yuri” in the title, some may get the idea that the focus of this show is on lesbians, but that would not be an accurate assumption.  While some of the girls have crushes on one another, that isn’t the focus of the show, and there is no form of fanservice to be found in this show whatsoever.  This show is simply a light-hearted comedy with a lot of character-based humor.

This show has a similar vibe to “Lucky Star”, but its unique humor and oodles of cuteness keep it in a class all of its own.   While this show is by no means revolutionary, it was one of my favorites this year because of the simple fact that no matter how bad a mood I was in, this show could make me laugh.  Anyone looking to get into this show should watch the first season, since the most of the jokes are tied closely to the characters and their personalities.

4. Kore wa Zombie Desu ka?  OF THE DEAD
(Is This a Zombie? Season 2)
Even alcoholics are cute in anime.

Zombie is yet another show to return to my list of AOTY picks.  Even though this season is more focused on this shows ridiculous brand of humor instead of advancing the main storyline, the non-stop laughs from this show make it all worth the time.  A few new characters are introduced this season, my favorite one in particular is a cute girl in a frilly dress that spends her time drinking booze in the school’s chemistry lab and puking rainbows.  Other wacky additions to the cast include a mysterious man that coughs up blood for no reason, and a busty magical girl that spends her time drawing manga.

My only major complaint with this season of Zombie is the fact that it abruptly ends just as the story has built up, but the endless barrage of hilarious situations more than made up for any misgivings I had.  This show begs to have a third season, but considering its so-so BD sales, the chance seems slim.  A sliver of hope for more remains due to the fact that the final episode and OVA hint at more to come.

3. Haiyore! Nyaruko-san
(Nyaruko-san, the Crawling Chaos)
Don’t be scared, she’s just an unfathomable abomination.

Even Lovecraft’s Cthulhu Mythos is not beyond the reach of Japan’s culture of cute.  Nyaruko is a comedy about a student named Mahiro that becomes dependent on the protection of Nyarlathotep, who has taken the form of a cute girl.  Anyone hoping this show will be a serious take on the Cthulu Mythos should stop right here, this show is a reference-packed comedy show through and through, and that’s why it’s awesome.  Each episode is crammed with references to Japanese TV shows, anime, video games, and even a few American films, along with the its own brand of random, at times perverse, humor.

While it is unlikely for any viewer to pick up on all of the references, there is still plenty of stuff for a seasoned anime fan to pick up on.  Even without the references, the nonstop humor of the show in itself will have anyone that isn’t dead inside laughing their ass off.  I had tons of fun watching this, and the best news yet is that a second season is already on its way!

2. Accel World
Fun Fact: Silver Crow gets all the bitches.

This anime has received a mixed reception among many fans, mostly because of the fact that the main character is a short, fat student harassed by bullies.  Anyone that passed on this show for that reason has only cheated themselves, because Accel World was one of the most amazing shows to air this year.  Accel World takes place a few decades in the future, where a device called the neuro-linker has made major advancements in information technology.  Neuro-linkers are powerful computers that are worn around the neck, and connect directly to the mind.  This device makes Augmented Reality a part of everyday life, and Virtual Reality video games a popular pastime.

This story is about a student named Haru, who uses Virtual Reality games to escape his miserable life of bullying and disrespect.  One day his life is changed when the most popular girl in his class offers him the chance to download a mysterious program called “Brain Burst.”  At first glance, Brain Burst seems like nothing but a MMO fighting game, but the game rewards its players with something called “Burst Points.”  These burst points can be used for leveling up avatars and other in game exchanges, but their real power is they can also be used in the real world to “overclock” a players brain.  This accelerated thinking speed gives its user a sensation similar to stopping time, allowing players to gain an advantage in real life.

Accel World takes place in an interesting universe, as both the real world and the world of Brain Burst make for an awesome sci-fi setting that is one of a kind.  Watching Haru’s character grow as he faces the struggles of the real world and Brain Burst was a really great aspect of this show, since Haru eventually breaks the mold of the typical, weakling “Shinji Ikari” type of character.  This show has an awesome mix of action, drama, world building, and of course, plenty of cute girls.

1. Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai!
(Despite my Adolescent Delusions, I Want to Date!)
The Dark Flame Master is the world’s only hero.

During his middle school years, Yuuta suffered from what some people call “chuunibyou” or “8th grade syndrome.”  Basically chuunibyou is something like an overactive imagination.  Yuuta loved to stay in the character of “Dark Flame Master”, a fictional character he created through his love of anime and manga.  Now that he’s made it to high school, Yuuta enrolls in a school where no one knows him, in hopes of living a normal life without the embarrassment of his childish behavior from middle school.  Just as Yuuta thinks he’s on track to enjoy a healthy social life, a girl named Rikka climbs onto his balcony, seeking the “famous” Dark Flame Master.  Rikka wears an eye patch to conceal what she calls the “Tyrant’s Eye”, and claims she is on a mission to find the unseen Horizon.

This show is an amazing romantic comedy, animated by Japan’s famous Kyoto Animation studio, an anime studio renowned for its high quality animation and captivating characters.  The antics of Rikka and her “servant” Sanae kept me laughing through almost all of this show.  This show also features some amazing animated “battles”, scenes where Rikka and Sanae’s delusional fights are brought to life in spectacular fashion.  Eventually things do take a serious turn, as both the drama and romance heat up between the characters.  Everything comes together nicely at the end, making this a great “feel good” anime.

This show tops my list for AOTY for its unique take on a romantic comedy, fun characters, beautiful animation, and a heartwarming story that deals with being true to oneself and coping with loss.  This anime didn’t set out to blow anyone’s minds or bring drastic change to the medium, it simply set out to tell a good story, and that’s what makes it so wonderful.  While I personally find a lot of Kyoani’s shows to be hit and miss, I think this is one of the best shows the studio has put out in years.

2012 AOTY Special Categories:

2012 AOTY Honorable Mention:
Psycho Pass
One of the most awesome weapons in all of anime.

Psycho Pass was not considered for AOTY simply because it is only halfway finished at this time.  However, this is probably one of the best sci-fi anime to come around in years.  Psycho Pass takes place in a future where a computer known as the Sybil system watches over and evaluates the minds of every citizen.  This system knows if some has, or will commit a criminal act, and “Latent Criminals” are given the choice of seeking therapy or suffering the consequences.  The story surrounds a police force known as the “Enforcers”, latent criminals that are given a second chance by hunting down other criminals, under the supervision of detectives.  The enforcers also employ a unique firearm known as the Dominator, a gun that will only fire upon an individual with a high “crime coefficient”.

This show has a really awesome setting, great characters, incredible animation, and interesting villains.  Psycho Pass has only gotten better with each episode, so things are looking good for the second half.  Depending on how well this show finishes up, it could very well be a serious contender for 2013’s AOTY.

Best Ecchi Show:
Highschool DxD
Trying to find a screencap of this without full-frontal nudity is REALLY hard.

Sure an ecchi show may not necessarily be AOTY material, but they sure as hell can be fun.  Highschool DxD is ecchi done right:  it blends tons of hot girls, a bit of action, and hilarious comedy, and it doesn’t skimp on the ecchi.  The show’s opening has nudity right off the bat, and the credit sequence has an amazingly well animated display of the girls dancing like strippers.  DxD is about a student named Issei , that winds up being murdered and resurrected into a demon by the hottest demon you will ever see.  This show is all about Issei trying to prove himself to his new demon masters, so he may one day become an overlord with the harem of his dreams.  A must see for any fan of ecchi shows.

So Bad it’s Good:
Senki Zesshou Symphogear
Girls in skimpy battle gear are always worth a watch.

Symphogear is a show that takes place in the distant future, when mankind is plagued by an alien menace known as the “noise.”  The only weapon that can defeat the noise is a song-powered battle armor known as the Symphogear.  That means this show is about cute girls in skimpy battle armor that sing idol songs and the fight aliens.  The story is nothing but silly nonsense, but the show is honest with itself for what it is and the cool designs and over the top action scenes make this show incredibly entertaining.

Best Mecha Show (That isn’t part of the Gundam franchise):
Muv Luv Alternative: Total Eclipse
TSF’s are pretty fucking awesome.

Muv Luv was a highly-anticipated show for this year, based off a popular visual novel with a devoted fan base.  Unfortunately, this show’s low production values and slow pacing made it a bit of a letdown for many fans.  While this show is by no means amazing, it still proved to be quite entertaining, and has some really awesome, and at times very gory, action scenes.  Mecha anime have been dwindling in recent years, so there wasn’t much competition, but it was still worth watching nonetheless.

Biggest Disappointment:
Sword Art Online
At least the girls were cute.

This entry is likely to ruffle some feathers, since this is probably the most popular show of the year. SAO is about gamers that become trapped in a Virtual Reality MMORPG, and if they die in the game, they are killed in real life.  I personally enjoyed the first half of the show, and defended its criticisms time and time again.  Unfortunately, the end of the first story arc is where several problems began to pop up.  The story became increasingly reliant on unexplained “miracles” to get the characters out of jams, and the writing became sloppier as the second half of the show continued.  Much of the suspense and thrills from the first half are lost when the main character, Kirito enters a game to save his girlfriend that is still trapped in the virtual world, only to sideline his mission to show off for other girls.  Every time the story goes and explains something can’t be done, Kirito does it anyway, with no reasonable explanation.

The show had a lot of great things going for it: an interesting setting, great character designs, good animation, and an epic soundtrack written by the same composer from Madoka Magica.  Unfortunately, the adaptation of the show from the original light novels was executed poorly, and at times it felt like the writers were literally making things up as they went along.  This show was entertaining, but it is not worthy of the general acclaim and popularity it has received.

Weekly Anime Round-Up: June4th-June10th

This has been a sad week, as two shows in the round up have reached an early end at 10 episodes and Accel World has taken a one week hiatus—also has been news Sankarea will be having a one week hiatus for this coming episode as well.  With two great shows over, I have been contemplating catching up on other shows from this season to fill the void, if time allows.

AKB0048:  Episode 6

This week the girls learn about dealing with haters.  With an upcoming “handshake” event, one of the idols will have to confront an angry fan that sent hate mail along with a bomb threat.  When the DES forces try to crash the handshaking event, AKB0048 fans take a turn at fighting the fun-hating space marines, with glow stick RPGs and combat mechs painted like itasha (cars with anime girls painted on them by devoted fans).

Haiyore! Nyaruko-San:  Episode 9

Just as Nyaruko is about to start taking her job of protecting the dreamlands seriously, Mahiro and her are struck with a beam that causes them to swap bodies.  While the whole body swapping trope is rather worn out in anime (Natsurio did this a few episodes ago), Nyaruko’s obsessive perversion makes for some hilarious moments.  And of course, Kuuko and Hastur are trying to take advantage of the situation as well.

Kore wa Zombie Desu Ka?  OF THE DEAD:  Episode 10 (End)
(Is This a Zombie?  2nd season)

This week concludes the 2nd season of Korean Zombie Desk Car.  While this was not a bad episode at all, this episode did not deliver a satisfying ending.  There were plenty of good laughs to be had, but the battle with magiclad girl Chris we have all been waiting for isn’t going to happen.  Studio Deen has announced there will be an OVA coming up, but most fans are hoping they will do a third season to bring a more satisfying conclusion to the story that has built up over this season.  This show had me laughing every week, and I’m going to dearly miss it.

Natsuiro Kiseki:  Episode 10
(A Summer-Colored Miracle)

This week things have finally returned to full swing for this show.  This time another wish on the rock causes the girls to get mixed up into a timeline with themselves as children.  This wish causes the girls to realize how much trouble they were as kids, especially when they are armed with nunchaku and pepper spray.

Sankarea:  Episode 10

This episode finally picks up after the events of episode 8.  This week Chihiro finds himself under the “hospitality” of the Sanka household.  Dan’ichio’s lonely, drunken wife fills in Chihiro about the strange and twisted history of how they met.  As I mentioned earlier, this show will not be airing in the upcoming week, so we will have to wait a couple weeks to see what happens next.

Upotte!!:  Episode 10 (End)

This week is a sad week for anime fans/gun enthusiasts, as Upotte has come to an early conclusion at 10 episodes.  Fortunately this show about guns as cute girls ended with a huge helping of action and thrills.  There are gun battles galore as the girls representing Russian-made firearms turn a shopping center into a warzone.    This was a very fun and unique show, and I have to admit I’m sad to see it is over.

Weekly Anime Round-Up: May 27th-June 3rd

The end of the spring anime season is slowly creeping up, as after this week there are only 3 episodes left for most of the shows airing.  On yet another interesting side note, Zombies became all the rage again this week.  For all you anime fans that are not concerned about the zombie apocalypse, (or maybe the ones that are hoping all zombies are as cute as Rea) here is this week’s round up!

Accel World:  Episode 9

The Red King finally reveals she is trying to use Haru to defeat a being known as the Chrome disaster, a terrible monster that once brought chaos to the Accel world.  There is some hilarious jealousy between Kuroyukihime and Yuniko that results in the both of them sleeping over at Haru’s house.  There is a scene where the three of them go shopping at a supermarket, showing off the technology of this world by demonstrating the “augmented reality” created by the neuro linkers everyone uses.

AKB0048:  Episode 5

And now it’s time for this week’s episode of “Interstellar Idol Manufacturing.”  As the girls begin to fall into the routine of daily training, some of them begin to question the leadership structure of the group.  Two of the girls begin to search for the mysterious “S-Quadruple,” the entity behind all of the idol group’s songs, and most likely the leader of AKB0048.

Haiyore! Nyaruko-San:  Episode 8

In this episode of anime’s answer to Family Guy, things have returned to the normal pace of insanity.  This week Mahiro and company wind up getting sucked into a dating sim game, and the only way out is to spark off a romance.  I am biased towards this episode because they had an awesome reference to Guilty Gear, one of my favorite fighting games of all time.  They get bonus points for making Hastur into Bridget.

Kore wa Zombie Desu Ka?  OF THE DEAD:  Episode 9
(Is This a Zombie?  2nd season)

Since Kyoko’s advice on defeating magical girl Chris doesn’t seem like it will work, Ayumu must find an alternative.  It seems Eu has a friend from the underworld that may just be powerful enough to beat Chris.  Lucky for Ayumu, this denizen of the underworld happens to be a busty manga artist that only wants help drawing her book.

Natsuiro Kiseki:  Episode 9
(A Summer-Colored Miracle)

This time the girls make more trouble for Saki with yet another accidental wish, even though the rock is far away at home.  Now poor Saki has been turned invisible.  While I was glad to have more rock wish fun, this show has suffered from some quality issues in the past couple episodes.  While things have improved a bit, there is a lot of bland scenery and crumby coloring throughout this episode.  It is truly a shame, since this show actually had beautiful scenery earlier in the season.

Sankarea:  Episode 9

Remember that cliffhanger ending from last week?  Remember being excited for this week’s episode to see what happened?  Too bad, you get a filler episode instead.  This episode revolves around Chihiro’s younger sister Meru, and takes place before the events of the last episode.  Unless you are interested in seeing a day in the life of Meru and her friends, you could totally skip this week’s episode and not miss a thing.

Upotte!!:  Episode 9

It’s Upotte’s turn for the obligatory beach episode, with even more bath time.  There is some very heavy “beam of light” censorship during the bath scene, perhaps to encourage the otaku to buy the uncut blurays.  I’m not one to gripe about that sort of thing, but it was so laughably bad that they should have just cut the scene altogether.  Once the fuzzy bath scene is over, however, the action heats up when the masked AK-47 girls deliver some mayhem.  If you thought Sako and Galil were trouble, wait until you get a load of these girls.

Weekly Anime Round-Up: May 20th-May 27th

It’s that time again!  Oh yeah, Cartoon Network brought back Toonami this week.  Anyone that actually keeps up with the shows in this feature is probably not interested, since the lineup mostly consists of old shows anyway.  I just thought it was worth mentioning to all you anime fans with a thing for nostalgia.

Accel World:  Episode 8

Haru has made it to level 4, but has hit a rough spot in his progress.  Awkward moments run rampant for Haru when he returns home to a strange little girl that insists she is his distant cousin.  Like most little girls in anime, her cuteness is second only to her abilities as a killing machine.  Prepare yourself for yet another awesome Brain Burst battle.

AKB0048:  Episode 4

Idol Self Promotion: The Animated Series continues as the girls arrive at the city where they will live and train to become the next generation of AKB0048 members.  This week the girls learn that dance instruction is as tough as combat training (!?), as well as seeing the toll taken on girls that just can’t seem to make the grade.  While I have to admit I was disappointed that this week’s episode did not have idol vs. space marine combat, it was still fun to watch.

Haiyore! Nyaruko-San:  Episode 7

This episode is the second part of the obligatory beach episode.  There are a ton of laughs in the beginning, during what is the most hilarious breakfast conversation of all time.  Unfortunately, things go in a strange direction when Mahiro’s rejection of Nyaruko gets out of hand and he has to make things up to her with a date.  The second half of the episode seems to leave behind the zany formula for a more traditional romantic comedy, and it all just seemed out of place for this show.  While this episode was far from terrible, I felt it was the weakest one I have seen so far.

Kore wa Zombie Desu Ka?  OF THE DEAD:  Episode 8
(Is This a Zombie?  2nd season)

Now that the all-powerful magical-girl Chris has freed herself of the curse that trapped her in the body of a middle-aged man, Ayamu and company have to find a way to stop her.  This forces Ayamu to ask for help from the only person that knows Chris’s weakness- Kyoko, the magical girl/serial killer that took his life.  Anyone who has been waiting for Kyoko’s return to the show will be more than happy with this week’s episode and the generous helping of Kyoko fan service.

Natsuiro Kiseki:  Episode 8
(A Summer-Colored Miracle)

With Saki’s move drawing ever closer, the girls decide to take a trip together.  They eventually decide they will all travel to the island that Saki is moving to, so they can all see what her future hometown will be like.  There is a very interesting confrontation towards the end of this episode that will leave viewers curious.  For some reason the credits roll early in the episode, and it actually continues for a few minutes after the credit roll, so be sure to keep watching.

Sankarea:  Episode 8

Rea finally convinces Chihiro to give her a day of fun “as a normal girl.”  A peaceful day of shopping at the mall is not what it seems with agents sent by Rea’s father lurking around every corner.  It seems there is no rest for a boy and his zombie girlfriend…

Upotte!!:  Episode 8

This week preparations are underway for what is the craziest school festival in all of anime.  It’s strange enough that this festival has tanks and fighter jets rolling in for the festival, but it’s even more entertaining to see the instructors being delighted by collateral damages caused by the festivities being set up.  Oh, and the girls will be showing off their maid costumes, just in case you thought all that military hardware was going to take the moe down a notch.  M-16’s jungle-camouflage maid outfit is pretty damn awesome, by the way.

Weekly Anime Round-Up: May 14th-May 20th

Alright anime fans, it’s been one really awesome week of animated goodness, so let’s get right down to business!

Accel World:  Episode 7

As Haru fights alongside his newly hired partner to gain burst points, Kuroyukihime challenges Taku to a fight.  This episode is mostly focused on these two battles, and bounces back and forth between them.  Anyone that has been craving more Brain Burst combat will be totally delighted this week.

AKB0048:  Episode 3

The “auditions” for new AKB members have begun.  However, unlike a typical audition, outlaw idols start off with honing in their combat skills.  Is the premise of this show still kinda silly?  You bet.  And that’s what makes it so awesome.  Get ready to see idols in training face the horrors of battlefield combat during a J-pop concert.  I’m not going to lie; this is becoming one of my favorite shows of the season.

Haiyore! Nyaruko-San:  Episode 6

This episode opens with yet another battle between Kuuko and Nyarlko.  Also, it turns out that Mahiro’s mother was kidnapped so she could become involved in a video game console war.  And of course, this transitions into the obligatory beach episode, because it’s time to see the girls in cute swimsuits.  Anyone expecting this show to get serious at this point will only find themselves drained of sanity points.

Kore wa Zombie Desu Ka?  OF THE DEAD:  Episode 7
(Is This a Zombie?  2nd season)

This week Eu fans will delighted when they find that certain conditions have allowed Eu to speak freely and take off her armor.  These same conditions have unfortunately forced Haruna to take Eu’s place as a silent, armor clad girl.  As the school festival continues, the festivities are cut short when the seemingly innocent drunken little girl Ayumu befriended reveals herself as a cursed magical girl that claims to be the cause of all that is wrong with the world.  So much for a “normal” school life…

Natsuiro Kiseki:  Episode 7
(A Summer-Colored Miracle)

This week the girls are preparing for their idol group performance at the town’s talent show during the summer festival.  Don’t expect too much for rock wish antics this week, as this episode is mostly focused on the events of the festival.  Don’t let that undersell this week’s episode, since some fairly interesting things happen- this episode even continues to run during the end credits!

Sankarea:  Episode 7

Poor Wanko continues to deal with the fact that she has to compete for Chihiro’s love against an undead rich girl.  Wanko reminisces about how she and Chihiro first met, while foolish Chihiro has nothing but zombies on his mind (as usual.)  If years of watching anime has taught me anything, it is very seldom that the “childhood friend” wins these types of romances, but this is the first time this sort of love triangle has involved a zombie…

Upotte!!:  Episode 7

And we finish off with this week’s episode of “cute guns doing cute things.”  As winter weather comes to the campus, we are given a lesson about the ideal operating temperature of various assault rifles.  Things get interesting when the girls decide to visit the poor teacher that FNC shot at earlier this season.