The mighty leader of men, a person who can do now wrong in his life and inventor of many things that we love around our everyday lives, is alive and well despite rumors of his death. Mr. Il, or Mighty Awesome Fighting Leader as locals call him, is just as confused by his reported demise as those around him. To quote him, “I just left my son in charge of some things while I took a small vacation to a couple of our favorite democratic friends and I start getting Facebook updates from people saying they are sorry to hear I died. I like a joke as the next person, but my bank account was frozen too!”
The Mighty Kim has led his country, and many others, to unparalleled levels of prosperity and 0% unemployment rates. While he might be willing to forgive the prankster for this slight I am not as willing. Without him we would not be able to enjoy things like rainbows and the warmth of knowing that we are loved. If he hadn’t called for people to understand the need for a prank I would find this person and Kim Jong Il punch him through a wall.
Source: April Edition
