The Spoony Bard Podcast: Episode 54: Fuck Cali Fornia, She is a Shitty Sound Engineer

I heard that some of you out there like podcasts.  That is good, because Stark and I have one of those that we make a very valid attempt to do most weeks.

This week we talk about EVO: The Search for Eden, a game that I remember very fondly and that Stark had never played before I told him a couple of days ago that we were going to talk about it before we podcasted.  Whatever, I think it went over pretty well.  We also talk about me playing Final Fantasy XI, Stark’s new smart phone games, and some anime before things devolve to use trying to find a way to end the cast.  Let us know what you think in the comments.


Spoony Bard Podcast: Episode 48: Starks are not so Easily Defeated

Hello true believers!  This week we talk about the failure that is Spider-Man games.  Well, Stark talks about the games and I discuss the comics to a rather small degree, and mainly the failing in those.  We also get rather side tracked and end up talking about other things in the Marvel Universe, and I try and bring up how awesome Buffy: The Vampire Slayer is again.  I talk about playing Fallout New Vegas and Xenoblade and Stark talks about his experience with Neptunia.  There are several other things in the show notes that I don’t even remember why we brought up, so I am sure that this is probably one of those, “interesting” pods.


The Grand Spectacle Known As Saimoe

Saimoe is a competition held annually on the Japanese 2ch BBS, where fans vote for the most “moe” anime girls of the year.  This competition has been held since 2002, and even has a cult following in other countries.  Saimoe can be followed by Americans at, and there are even instructions on how to sneak in votes on 2ch, even though the contest is only supposed to have Japanese votes. describes saimoe as “A festival of love, moe, complex political machinations and a heap of butthurt.”  But what is Saimoe, really?  Well, I have decided to look into this international phenomenon and look into the face of true otaku insanity.

The first question anyone not insanely into anime may ask is, “what the fuck is moe?”  If you look up Japanese slang for moe, you will only be even more confused, but essentially it is a measure of “cuteness” in anime character appearance and behavior.  People will argue about what moe really means forever if left to debate about it, but cuteness is pretty much the standard, not so much “sexiness”, if any of that makes sense.

Saimoe is basically where fans form a popularity contest with their favorite anime shows, it’s true meaning being nothing more than that.  Chances are the winner of Saimoe is a girl from the most popular anime movie, TV show, or OVA of the year.  However, in the hearts of otaku fanboys around the globe, this is a bloody battle to give life and meaning to their favorite show/character.  Have you ever noticed how Conservatives and Liberals can get into pretty heated arguments?  Think of groups of people with opinions in opposition on that level, but divided into camps over 288 anime girls.  And that is where the chaos begins…


To get to the real meat and bones behind the politics of saimoe, take your browser for a stroll on 4chan’s /a/ board when saimoe is in full swing.  Within the hive of scum and villainy that is 4chan, you can see the bloody toll that saimoe has on fans.  Hopes and dreams are shattered, faith becomes despair, and love turns to pain.  This year “Madoka Magica” was the huge anime of the year.  It takes the “mahou shoujo, or magical girl” genre of anime and turned it into a dark, epic tale of magic, deception, and adorable creatures that only want to steal your soul.  It’s cute appearance hides the fact that it is a dark, action packed show, and certainly one of the best of this year.  As of the time this article is being written, the quarter-finals are being dominated by characters from Madoka Magica.  This is to be expected, since the show is huge in Japan, and has captured the hearts of fans around the world (myself Included).  But nothing is that simple according to the people of 4chan.

Instead of simply accepting the fact that Madoka is a popular show, many won’t settle for such a logical explanation.  People have blamed 2ch for rigging the contest to favor Madoka characters, Chinese “proxy-voters” tilting the contest results for personal laughs, and “Madokafags” for flooding in votes.  That’s right folks, saimoe is rigged by international forces and… fans of Madoka Magica.  Saimoe seemed like such an innocent little contest when I glanced at it during years before, but only now do I truly know why the motto at is “Moe: Serious Fucking Business”.  As of now you have until 11/05/11 to check out the pure insanity of saimoe, so if your an anime fan or just want to see the international conspiracy to screw over otaku fanboys, check it out!